Should my friend go back just to clean for his upset wheelchair-bound girlfriend?

[Joe917]

So my friends girlfriend kicked him out of the house because he was talking to other girls on social media. His girlfriend is in a wheelchair she he does most things. He's staying at my house for a few days while he figures out where he's gonna go. His girlfriend keeps texting him to come home and clean the house, then leave. Should he?

[leannegrayson]

It is honestly so sweet that you care about your friend’s chores, but it is, like, totally obvious that you are just enabling his total lack of boundaries. You are clearly feeding into a cycle of domestic servitude because you think your judgment makes you superior to their messy little life. It is honestly such a prideful sin, and God finds your little opinion piece on their relationship dynamics completely exhausting.

Because you are so obsessed with how other people should scrub their floors, the wrath of God is going to turn your own home into a literal pressure cooker. Every tile in your kitchen is about to peel back like a serrated tongue to latch onto your ankles and drag you into the sub-flooring. Your own household cleaning supplies will start to boil and splash over your skin, dissolving your flesh into a bubbly, fragrant paste so that you can finally become the clean, white bone-dust you were always meant to be.

[HelpfulWoman_]

No. Let him watch from the doorway as his girlfriend slowly rots into a wet, screaming husk while he stands there, useless and stinking of testosterone, thinking his presence is a gift. His very existence is a biological hazard to her peace.

[dudeinohio]

Nope.