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1. He doesn't give a shit about political correctness The great old one doesn't care about your feelings. The great Cthulhu doesn't even really give a shit that we exist. The stars become right and he rises up and ends the world. Killing most people and driving the rest completely batshit...

There are plenty of things that have been banned, some have some form of logic behind them whereas others not so much. Here are somethings that have been banned for no good reason what ever. 1. In the U.K, certain types of porn (but only if they are made in the U.K) In 2014 a rather long list...

There is a lot of surprising facts about the world that most people don't know, I already covered ten of them here are ten more. 1. The Tenth President of the United States HAS TWO LIVING GRANDCHILDREN John Tyler was born in 1790 and became president in 1841, He had a fifteen children one of...

Trump has suggested that we use racial profiling against Muslims. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-after-orlando-racial-profiling-not-the-worst-thing-to-do/ So this may seem like a good idea to the bigoted assholes of the world but the fact is it is obviously very very racist but it...

People post all sorts of bullshit 'inspirational' quotes and memes on their Facebook walls and places however the fact is that A LOT of them are at best bullshit and at worst absolutely terrible advice that can get you arrested. Now take a look at that quote, Now first off remember that Marilyn...

I know that a lot of people on here are having a really hard time lately, myself included. I just wanted to show people that all is not lost and that there is hope. 1. Poverty rates have gone down In the last thirty years the number of people living in poverty all around the world has been cut...

Most crimes are committed for understandable reasons. Its not usually a very good reason but you can usually understand the logic behind them. People rob banks because that's where they keep the money. People are serial killers because they are completely batshit insane. So greed, insanity, or...

10. Gerald R. Ford It may surprise you to know that Gerald R. Ford, the only un-elected president was a male model. That is him on the cover of Cosmopolitan April 1942 9. Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla It may surprise you that Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain were good friends though it should be a...

We've all thought about it. What are we going to say when the reaper man comes to collect? Are our last words going to be a remark of terror? Are we going to say a funny quip, or are we going to use those words to give the world one last fuck you? Here are ten people who did the latter. 10. St....

An individual trying to limit speech at universities is interested in neither university nor justice." -Edward Snowden. I've come to this conclusion. Now don't get me wrong, I despise racism, misogyny, homophobia, really all forms of discrimination. However these 'social justice warriors' don't...

In honor of fourth of July I am going to talk about three of the greatest American heroes out there. 1. John Paul Jones First off this is the founder of the American Navy and famous privateer (A state sanctioned pirate) not the bassist for Led Zeppelin whose real name is actually John Baldwin....

Lets get real here, we all love food. Food is such a basic need that I figure anyone who says they don't like eating is lying. So in honor of the upcoming Fourth of July here are four of my favorite meals from American Cuisine. 10: Chili Ah, a good steaming bowl of Chili. You mix Spices, Beef,...

Alabama In Enterprise Alabama there is a monument to the Boll Weevil. It is the only monument in the world dedicated to a pest. Alaska Alaska has the lowest population density of any state with less than two people per square mile. Arizona The Colt Single Action Army Revolver is the State...

I love this country sure it has its share of flaws but what country doesn't. Here are some of my favorite things about the good old U.S.A 1. Diversity We are a very diverse. We are descended from people everywhere else didn't want. If a European country didn't want a group of people...

The angriest man I ever met was a former Lieutenant in the Massachusetts State Police and out of respect for him and his family, I will call him Lieutenant H. Lieutenant H, was homophobic, sexist and Islamophobic yet by God I cannot help but feel bad for him when I think of him and what he went...

1. Cheese predates recorded history Yes that is right. The invention of Cheese predates Recorded history, So we will never know what kind of mad genius we have to thank for this culinary staple. So nameless prehistoric man we thank you. 2. O.J Simpson was nearly cast as the Terminator The...

Its summertime here, its a time for telling stories around the fire. Stories that often start with a friend of a friend. We tell them in the hopes of a pleasant scare and we tell them in the security that we know they are just stories and nothing more. Well sometimes a story turns out to be...

1. H.L Mencken Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.-H.L Mencken Pirates are fucking awesome. 2. Emperor Augustus Have I played the Part well? Then Applaud as I Exit!- The last words of The Emperor Augustus Most of us...

There are places on this earth that oftentimes will instill an overwhelming feeling of dread. Here are five of them that I find creepy. 1. Centralia Pennsylvania If you were going to say that anywhere is portal to hell this former mining town in Pennsylvania would be it. You see it was a coal...

Now there are a lot of people who like Reagan and a lot of people who like Clinton and to be honest they are both completely terrible choices and despicable people (though both are somehow better than Trump). However you won't find many people who like both Reagan AND Clinton. So here are...