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3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!

3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!

1. He doesn't give a shit about political correctness


3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!


The great old one doesn't care about your feelings. The great Cthulhu doesn't even really give a shit that we exist. The stars become right and he rises up and ends the world. Killing most people and driving the rest completely batshit insane. Does that sound politically correct. He doesn't give a fuck about black lives matters, yet he gives the same amount of having no fucks about Blue Lives matters. to him no lives matter. It doesn't matter if you are a cop, it doesn't matter your gender, or your race, or ethnicity, or your sexual orientation, or despite being an elder god even your religion as you all are going to be equally either dead or insane. :P



2. People will respect and fear us


3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!
People will fear us and thats good right. People will fear us and there is no greater fear than the unknown and what is more unknown than an unkillable alien god that lies dormant in a sunken city below the pacific ocean am I right. Especially one whose body, mind, motives, and origins are so incomprehensible to us mortals that the very act of even glimpsing will either send you completely and utterly insane or kill you just out of sheer terror.



3. NO MORE NUKES NEEDED EVER!


3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!


Who needs nuclear weapons when our president can just end the world himself. That means that nuclear weapons are meaningless when he can just say fuck it, you guys are fucking done. The fact is that Cthulhu will make one of the most horrific weapons ever used in combat will be completely unnecessary.



VOTE CTHULHU 2016, Stop settling for the lesser evil and elect the greatest evil


#THESTARSARERIGHT


#NOLIVESMATTER

3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!
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