8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

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8) His hair is ridiculous.

This is a big one. You don't want a POTUS whose hair looks like that. Look at Hillary's hair, it's on fleek.

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

7) Trump is literally Hitler.

He's racist. I mean come on, borders are racist. We have to accept everyone in, we don't need them to assimilate. Illegal immigrants should be as free as citizens.

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

6) Trump is mean.

He used to have his own show where he would just fire people...how horrible. You hire and you inspire, that's what you should be doing. He discriminates those who are competent at their job and those who aren't, and I find that extremely offensive. Everyone should be hired, not on merit, but on what they are. I'm all for affirmative action.

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

5) We've never had a woman President.

It'll be an incredible step forward for society. Just think about it, Clinton could turn out to be as good, if not better than Trudeau in Canada! Or we could end up like Sweden, a social justice Utopia!

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

4) He's said stuff about women.

"Grab her by the pussy"

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

3) Women in America are oppressed.

Women don't have any rights in the US and Clinton will fix that. The gender pay gap is real guys. There's a conspiracy against women.

2) Trump is going to start WW3.

The world will collapse under Trump's leadership, even though he's not actually looking to start anything and has said so so many times.

1) Hillary is stunning and brave.

Her health problems aren't a big deal. Benghazi and the email scandal are rubbish, so are the Saudi funds, BLM, and Bill's shenanigans.

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)

8 Really Good Reasons Not To Vote For Trump (Satire)
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