How do I make a roast speech on my classmates if I am not even funny?

[Anonymous]

I told my speech teacher that I want to make a roast speech to everyone in the class, but I recently found out that roast speeches is supposed to a tribute to someone with humorous intention. I have made people laugh with my comments and facial expressions, but I am not funny because I AM NOT! My speech teacher, he told me that I cannot change my options for the final speech.

[lightbulb27]

find someone funny to write it for you. or list ideas here and let us. I wouldn't roast people too much, sarcasm hurts if not welcome. how about roast yourself?

[dantetheexplorer]

You can start off by telling everyone you're not funny.
That might get you a few laughs. I've never seen it NOT get a few laughs.

[Anonymous]

Re enact small things people in the class often do or say... like phrases or how they act

[Opinion Owner]

Then take the piss a bit

[Asker]

Let's say that this cheery girl in my class helped me understand what on how to present speeches with enthusiasm. Let's say also that this guy helped how to stand out for my beliefs.

[Asker]

Ok! I will.

[Opinion Owner]

An easy joke there is to believe in Donald Trump... take the piss out of him

[Asker]

Trust me I would be the first comedian of poking the fun on that Donald Dump! Maybe I could mention about him because my classmates talk about him when my teacher mentions about him a lot especially when we talked about the logical fallacies and hate speeches.