Have you ever wanted to speed run getting fired from a shitty job for kicks?

I just got hired at Amazon warehouse, it's a terrible job that hires anyone and the working conditions are awful. I'm just gonna do a half ass job for a day or two and if I'm not fired yet or been warned I was gonna smoke weed from a joint and take shrooms from my hoemgrown op and just fuck around in the silliest way possible while go pro recording, if I get reactions and fired I might make some YouTube bucks.

Any job that pays under $25 per hour you should speed-up and get high or trip on shrooms and see how fast you get fired, it's not like the job is worth anything.
Have you ever wanted to speed run getting fired from a shitty job for kicks?
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