Do you remember all the times you were fired, and which one you remember most?

[EmyyWolf]

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The one I remember most, was when I did Security at an Airport and they had me work overnights only.

I begged for daytime but they wouldn’t give it to me because other employees had that privilege instead.

I wasn’t allowed to use my phone at all. The manager witches flew around me with their brooms, and waited for any failure to give you a WriteUp with a smile on their face.

One night I just fell asleep. A witch snapped a picture of me. I was fired.

But it was the best thing that ever happened to me, because the 3rd job I had later on… I met a hot BRAD PITT as my manager. Oh how I wanted to F—K that guy. <3

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HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS SAYING THAT THEYVE NEVER BEEN FIRED AND ARE 30 YEARS +.. SOUNDS LIKE BULL💩💩💩

[hafinjun]

I was only fired from one, I was a mechanic for one of those companies that serviced international carriers when arriving here (US) I had put in 48 hours non stop as we were short handed , and 2 aircraft suffered bird strikes and needed new engines , I was ready to go home and the line manager told me to drive one of pilots up to the terminal, I told him I was too tired but he didn't care, anyway I dropped him off , and on my way back in the nice warm cab.. I woke up when I smashed into something and when my mind cleared I saw a dc10 engine just a few feet away. i got out. I'd bit through my lip , my nose had struck something and was bleeding like a pig, I radioed the line manager who as it turned had gone to the terminal for coffee. He got there a moment before airport police, I told him whAt happened, and asked him what I should tell the cops, oh id hit. One of those carts they used to haul cargo containers to plane with it was supposed to be marked with flashing lights and wasn't. The cop showed and asked what happened , I looked at the chickenshit and he wouldn't look me in the eye, so I told the cop what had happened. The manager never did fess up to sending. r, I got fired, several people , including other manage
Ment types asked why I hadn't lied about falling asleep, I said because I didn't want to lie if my manager wasn't backing me up. I was offered my job back 6 months later but I was already. employed.

[Sixgunsound]

My state governor decided that tens of thousands of hospital workers statewide no longer worked in healthcare during a desperately critical personnel shortage due to global pandemic because we all kept repeating the popular feminist mantra ‘my body, my choice’ too loudly and often. Approximately half of my department quit, to the point where they could not run a shift at levels sufficient to ensure staff safety let alone patient or visitors. A patient care tech was held up at gunpoint in the ramp garage, so they fast tracked giving many of the remaining public safety officers guns in a crowded large urban hospital environment. One of the top 3 most anti-gun governors in the country would rather put guns in a hospital than let anyone escape the kill shots. Nobody escapes political science driven agendas. I can’t wait till more court cases come out that allow recovery of lost wages for wrongful termination; there are a few small victories but nothing national level yet.

[Sixgunsound]

you should ask the people who have never been fired how many of them work in government jobs union jobs or both?

[BJP21]

I worked in the Auto Industry, I gave a place I left a second chance, it turned no better than when I left the first time. I had 10+ years of experience where as the management up front had never touched a wrench in their lives. I was being deprived of my skill I spent 10 years doing in place of shop cleaning and bathroom cleaning all because of seniority politics. I was getting unsatisfactory production progress reports, when I spoke out they wrote me up for insubordination, it got to a point where I ended it with a FUCK YOU and left when they fired me.

[king34]

The only time I was technically fired was when I pretty much quit, I was leaving and i was too stressed at the time to care to notify my boss or put in my notice, I just really didn't care so I technically got let go for just not showing up or answering their emails for weeks after i already quit, I really just left by choice to go back to school and stay focusedon my degree. Other than that technicality I've never been actually fired. I guess because Usually I'm on jobs that need me more than I need them. it's pretty much impossible to get fired unless you blatantly break rules or are just really not doing the job correctly.

[tfan1]

Yes from my very first job. The higher ranking employee used my work inexperience against me. He left before he could get fired. But I was fired from his trickery and deceit and deception. But karma can be a bitch. Fast forward a few years later. I was interviewing for seasonal at a warehouse. Come to find out the same jerk worked there that got me fired…. BUT…. he and others were caught stealing merchandise from them. So he got fired. Never found out if he did jail time or not.

[NerdInDenial]

I haven't been fired yet...*knock on wood...*

[Imsmurter1]

Yes im the Brad Pitt guy let’s have sex.

I was fired from a position once but it was a dead end job so no big deal.

[Nikki1989]

I have never been fired.

[Changiis07]

I've never been fired

[EmyyWolf]

Sure lmao

[Changiis07]

Seriously! I've either quit or given a short notice but I've always taken care of my jobs and never let much get to me

[Msputiton]

I do. I never been fired😌

[EmyyWolf]

Sure…..

[Msputiton]

Fashoo

[DevinAM]

I have never been fired.