What are some strong made-up reasons you tell while applying for leave?

[Snedger____]

I wanna take 2 days leave next week. But my manager is an asshole and also probably might have work load.

Need a Damn Solid reason so he cannot reject 😌

Pls don't mention anything about death. Already used that lol

[MementoMori777]

Usually puking is something they don't want to deal with and if it's a flu, two days is definitely enough

[Snedger____]

Actually we're working from home

[MementoMori777]

Internet crashed boom 😂

[MementoMori777]

You tell him your internet crashed like an hour or two into your work, unplug that shit say it crash and say you called and that you have someone coming in tomorrow, that's 2 days, the day it crashed and the day you need to repair it