A question for the smartly people. Would you take the candy bar?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I had to take a psychological evaluation test for a job.

You head over to the vending machine to get a Snickers bar. You notice one already in the tray, that someone forgot to take. Do you steal it or leave it and put money in the machine?

[exitseven]

I got hired by a big tech company. I had to got to the main office to fill out a bunch pf paperwork. When I was leaving it was after 5 o'clock and most people had already left. As I walked to my car I saw a pretty new laptop computer lying on the ground in the parking lot. I looked around and did not see anyone around. I wondered it it was some kind of test. I picked it up and brought it inside and left it with the security guard at the front desk.

[Gummy_Cluster]

And the security guard took it home. lol
I found $310.00 on the floor of a Taco Bell. I thought about giving it to one of the 14 year old employees, but that didn't make sense. Then I thought about giving it to the 15 year old manager, but that didn't make sense. I kept it.

[exitseven]

I went to the bank on Friday and made a deposit and got some cash back. When I got home I notices that the teller gave me more than a hundred bucks too much. We were really poor at the time and an extra hundred bucks would be a big help. I called the bank and spoke to the teller and she said that she was over a hundred dollars short and could not figure out why. She was really happy that I did not just keep it.

[Gummy_Cluster]

That kind of happened to me. I went to deposit $1,500.00. I was talking to the teller about something, and he forgot to take the cash. When I got home I reached in my pocket, and there it was. I took it back and the manager was really snotty about it. I thought she would at least thank me.

[exitseven]

I was coming out of the library one day. It was raining out and an old woman was in the parking lot with a flat tire I told her to go wait inside and I would change the tire for her. I changed the tire and got completely soaked. She came out, got in the car and drove away. She did not even thank me Then she drove by me and went through a big puddle and splashed me as she drove away.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I can't stand people like that. I'm sure there have been many times you hold the door open for people, and they can't be bothered to even thank you. And women are the worst.

[exitseven]

I still try and help people.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[SnowedIn]

Gummy, it's been a very long week and I already have negative in the tank. Apologies. No witty stories here. Although Michael would like this one.

I'd take the candy bar. (I like Snickers.)

And, def not enough in the tank for this discussion, but I am not convinced it's stealing.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Why low in the tank?

[SnowedIn]

Crazy busy work week, not enough sleep, and sick. Perfect storm. :(

[Gummy_Cluster]

It sure sounds like it.

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure thing.

[ShiftingMonke]

I would not.

I dont eat candy bars, but I'm pretty happy with life; some folks are so on edge that the free candy bar I've left for them absolutely makes their week.

Especially if they're a while lady, they sure do love their chocolate.

Besides, I've had a strong aversion to bending over in public since I was a boy scout.

[Gummy_Cluster]

But you went to the machine for the exact purpose of getting that candy bar.

[ShiftingMonke]

Vending machines also dispense items that aren't candy bars.. but I see you specified anyway my apologies.

[Gummy_Cluster]

So it is theft or no theft. To be or not to be. It could be the healthiest food on the planet. lol

[ShiftingMonke]

Lol all I've really done is advertise how not smartly I am. At least my secret is out. 🤣

[Gummy_Cluster]

That's good! You might be the next president! :)

[ShiftingMonke]

Oh god no.

I have FAR too many skeletons in my closet.

[Gummy_Cluster]

So does Hunter and the Big guy. lol

[ShiftingMonke]

While I've never snorted oarmesean or publicly smelled children's heads, I very likely groped a kitty and then some during my younger, wilder days.

I've also taken my fair share of drugs, been an alcoholic, worked at a gay bar, recklessly discharged a gun a few times and recklessly discharged myself into more lovers the I can remember.

No, I'm barely fit to lead a household, let alone a nation.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Oh, well, we'll have to find someone else.

[ShiftingMonke]

Yep- you'll have to pick the old white guy, or the old white guy.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Or the other old white guy. It all depends who they decide to install.

[ShiftingMonke]

But the first old white guy hates half the country. The other old white guy hates the other half of the country. And the third old white guy hates half of each half of the country. I much prefer the old white guy myself, although I've heard opinions of those who like the other old white guy better. Overall, I'm confident that with the old white guy as president, everything will continue as normal.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I just noticed that I can ask a question. Do I dare ask about if they made self-talking teleprompters, we wouldn't need a president?

[ShiftingMonke]

Oh I've only seen posts against Trump, I guarantee anything less will be taken down.

[Gummy_Cluster]

That's very true, but I wasn't going to mention names. Just in general. But I'm sure it would be taken down by that guy who posts 4 anti-Trump questions per day.

[ShiftingMonke]

Yeah.. those aren't even bait, they're just bare hooks. Let everyone masturbate their hate in peace.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'll not ask that one. Maybe it's best to not ask any questions.

[ShiftingMonke]

Lol I may ask if for you.

[Gummy_Cluster]

It's all yours. lol

[ShiftingMonke]

Posted!

[Gummy_Cluster]

And replied.

[ShiftingMonke]

😁😁😁 thankya friendo!

[Gummy_Cluster]

There's a pink terrorist on your teleprompter that said that Obama was the last good person to use a teleprompter. Keep your eye on her. She is toxic.

[ShiftingMonke]

🤣😂🤣 noted.

[NewsReader]

Take it of course. It's free for me. Use it to my advantage.

[Gummy_Cluster]

If you don't take it, the next person will. It's never going back to its rightful owner.
I struggled with that one on the test, but got it right.

[Rudon00]

I will take it and get another. The one I get in tray I will give to another you may like to have one while I keep the other.

[Gummy_Cluster]

You're hired!

[Rudon00]

So I passed the test?😃😃😃

[Gummy_Cluster]

Yes. I know a few guys who got jobs as prison guards. One question was if you've ever stolen anything from work. The correct answer is "yes."
Another guy was asked if he's ever contemplated suicide. He said yes and got the job.
They're not looking for perfect people. Probably because there are none.

[Rudon00]

And because Honesty is what adds value to any company.

[Jennz6]

Maybe it just fell? If I liked candy 🍭 I would pick it up.

[Gummy_Cluster]

You're hired. Even if it didn't fall, the vendor is never going to get it back. After the test, I asked the employer what the correct answer is. He said he would never hire someone who wouldn't take the candy bar. (and he was an ex cop)

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster thanks you hun 💃

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster PM me please

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster you hired me but you won’t follow me?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I follow zero people, and only chat on dating sites, which I'm not currently on. Nothing personal.

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster you follow 9

[Stevefiveo]

Take it. God is obviously sending me a gift in the form of a Snickers bar. ;)

[jamesgoldman]

Could be poisoned so I'll buy one

[Gummy_Cluster]

Yeah, I was thinking about the fentanyl thing.

[shortster]

Of course, I have been shorted by the vending machine plenty of times.