What is the best excuse for being late you’ve heard or used?

[hiyamotherfers]

[Sparkie460]

I never lied about why I was late. I always told the truth. The reasons I've been late are traffic, bad accidents, I overslept, I spilled my coffee and had to clean it up, and my dog got out of the yard and I had to bring him back.

[Andres77]

The maintenance crew left a flashlight in the wheel well of the aircraft so we had to turn the plane around and land so he could get his. flashlight back

[Mangospacho]

I got kidnapped while rescuing a toddler on a busy highway and was held hostage and fed only cheez it’s until I was set free the next day.

[hiyamotherfers]

Oh wait... this is interesting

[clampfan101]

The best one I’ve heard people want to use but don’t is that their pet was super comfortable on their lap. lol

[Rangers]

"You should be glad I'm here at all, cause lord knows I don't want to be"

[rm_llort]

I'm certain it broke, I remember it was the same week your brother was staying over.

[FireFox001]

"They fed AC to the tramline and it ended up resonating in once place"

[BLP11520]

My dog dragged my shoe outside which he did on first day of job

[Anonymous]

My cat is sick, and I need to take her to a vet. 😂

[Sharkstealth]

I've never been late. That's a womans job.

[hiyamotherfers]

uhh okay?

[collie22]

I had to clean my oven

[LiamJHayden]

"I got hit by a car."

[Joker_]

my dog ate the bus

[Kelly6]

my had keys in his mouth