What is the worst excuse for being late to work?

[BCRanger10]

What is the worst excuse you've heard or given for being late to work?

Happy Monday and have a great week!

[CheriBlossomKisses]

Lol. When I was younger, I simply told the truth. I called out from a college job telling them that I was hungover.

Other than that, there was a hilarious series of callouts three days in a row. In order, her friend committed suicide, she went to Dallas, and finally caught COVID. She just started the job... lol.

[Agape93]

Worst I've given was period cramps... a year after my partial hysterectomy.
So sue me. I woke up late lol

[DrPepper12]

As a teacher I've heard every excuse you can possibly imagine for why they were late for absent to class.

I've also heard every excuse and reason why they were there and they shouldn't have been...

[ArrowheadSW]

"There was a bear in the street."

[DryGermanGuy]

"My dog ate the car keys."

[BCRanger10]

😆😆😆

[sage2021]

I wasn't sure if I needed to throw up or not - so it took me a while until it finally came up.🤮🤢

[elizamichale1]

That periods started earlier n unexpectedly

[exitseven]

I always thought that the fake coughs and sniffles were a bunch of BS.

[Ariesman81]

Coyotes ate my neighbor's rooster.

[BCRanger10]

😆😆😆

[lorenzomichael]

I have a lot of good ones but one that I think is the worst and I’ll probably never use it would be “I ran out of gas.”

[doctorwhofan23]

Because they were in line for a roller coaster. I worked at an amusement park and a guy was late.

[AngryCarl2]

I had a bad back. I couldn't get it off the bed.

[Anonymous]

well, my dick got stuck in a robotic hand when I was trying to program it to jerk me off and I had to run to the hospital.

[tulgablake]

complains about family issues

[Miah06]

I decided to finish my coffee first

[Alex-Snow]

My alarm clock did not go off