What’s some absurd things that would happen if it was the opposite day?

[ireallydonotcare]

i have to make an infographic for an assignment and my theme is literally the opposite day, the thing is my teacher wants my approach to be super absurd maybe even funny , i need to come up with 5 points and so far he’s only liked 2 even though i’ve given him a million ideas 😭😭 pls help, the ones he already liked are
- we’d eat butter made of fingers instead of butterfingers (fingers made of butter?)
-we’d drive with our feet
the thing is , the point itself doesn’t have to be that funny or absurd buts it’s consecuente does, like if we were to drive with our feet there’s a high chance we would crash.. get it?

[purplepoppy]

Get in a bath before we filled it with water.
Have sex with your lover after your husband gets home.
Put the toast on the butter.
Dry the dishes before washing them.
Wash our hands before going to the toilet.
Wax the car before you wash it.
Tell him your not on the pill before sex.
Buy the ice cream at the start of supermarket trip.
Pluck a chicken before you kill it.
Stuff a chicken before you kill it.

[ireallydonotcare]

tysm!!

[riverrat3]

Sleep in daylight, school at night