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What's Your Funniest and Wildest Time on Duty at a Job that You've had?

Here is mine as a Loomis Armored US Cash In Transit Officer:

A very funny story that I have from the job is when I had to service a miniature cardtronics ATM machine for an emergency add cash refill inside of a stripper bar where the Marine Boys like to hang out in Jacksonville, NC. To do an add cash was a complex process, the machine only understands bill count and not the cash value. You, as the CIT Officer, have to multiply the total bill count by the cash value number ( 10 for $10 bills 20 for $20 bills) get the total number in dollar value, subtract both the dollar value and physical bill count and keep two separate tallies. Total bill count that the machine understands and the total dollar value that the users and ATM owners can understand. Safe to say that I was just learning this process on the New Year's Eve Night of 2019 and the Marine Boys were urging with the club bouncers about not being allowed to touch the strippers back. During the argument I heard a glass bottle breaking and that was it... The whole place erupted into a massive wild West saloon brawl while I was in the middle of the complex ATM programing process that I was new to. Bouncers were slamming Marines through glass tables and giving them the ground and pound treatment while mounted on top of them UFC/MMA style, Marines saving their buddies on the bottom by cracking chairs and pool sticks over the bouncers' heads. I had one Marine fall into Me while I was working on the machine with a pool stick in his hands, he apologized for the intrusion and warned Me to watch out for some of the bouncers that would be crooked enough to try Me in a robbery attempt. With that he said " Good luck Brother,... I've got some shit -heads to fuck up in this establishment but you watch out for yourself alright man?" With that he gave me a friendly tap on the shoulder and leaped up off of the ground as if nothing had happened* Somehow I managed to do this ATM process correctly for the first time!

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*and then charged at a bouncer mounted on top of his Marine buddy. Pool stick over head he yelled out at the top of his lungs " MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" and with enough strength of a hit for the pool stick to break on the bouncers' head as if it were made of super thin wood. after they freed the Marine on the bottom they all proceeded to gang stomp the offending bouncer. The brawl had knocked a live flame candle into curtains bursting them into flames. I headed out of the place un phased by the carnage
What's Your Funniest and Wildest Time on Duty at a Job that You've had?
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