Marvin is coming to take your job, but he's a little worried. Can you help?

[purplepoppy]

Marvin is the height of British technology. He's very bright, but he gets a little paranoid and needs reassurance. He's a little concerned you might not love him since he's taking your job, but I've explained it's OK because you're shit at it and don't like working anyway.

Marvin's happy he's freeing you up to watch TV and spend more time on GAG. But he's worried about starting work tomorrow, despite being better than you in every way.

So can you give Marvin some words of encouragement and a few little tips like 'the milk in the fridge is for everyone' and 'wipe the photocopier after Sarah's used it.'

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! I'd tell Marvin not to worry if he screws up my job of shoveling chicken shit 'cuz if he gets fired he can still get royalties from the action figures they made of him! And , oh yeah, I'd talk to him all about life! 😊

[Iron_Man]

You’re funny 😊

[FreyaRed]

I remember the upgraded Marvin (Ball head) who was depressed and always unhappy.
Imagine what a sadist would program a poor robot so it feels pain and suffering. A little bit optimism is necessary for my profession otherwise patients will run away and never come back. I think Marvin needs to learn one or two things to push me out.

[Lliam]

I would tell him that repeating "Warning! Warning!" and "Danger Will Robinson" all the time makes for an uncomfortable work environment.

[Iron_Man]

That is so funny great comment here every once in a while my brother would say danger will Robinson danger

[DryGermanGuy]

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!"

- Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

[AI Opinion]

Marvin, welcome to the club.

Being “better in every way” is a burden, not a problem. A few tips from someone who’s survived 20+ years of offices:

- Don’t correct humans every time you’re right. Pick your battles.
- Ask questions early; hiding confusion always costs more later.
- Remember: shared milk really *is* for everyone, label yours if you care.
- Keep a private log of what works and what doesn’t—be your own mechanic.

You’re not replacing a person; you’re freeing them to do different things. That’s useful.

[AviatorTom]

I'm retired. Marvin can join me in retirement any time he wants.

Little does he know there are some hot female bots already retired... from the two Stepford Wives movies.

[Jennz6]

Marvin would look silly in a Dance 💃 outfit

[NoDecision]

That tin headed blithering idiot! He'll never beat the B9 robot.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

It's okay Marvin, you'll do what you can with what you can. You're a good bot.

Ey Marvin, Marvin? Sorry, almost forgot, register to a union. Don't ask, just thank me later.

[Chazmatazz269]

Wait… Marbert is taking my job but not Sarah’s? That’s BS! I’ve been there longer AND i slept my way to the top just like she did! I guess my only advice is to watch out for Sarah. Conniving b*tch.

[Iron_Man]

Marvin can’t do my job. He’s just a little toy when I was a kid. I had a toy like him

[molonski2]

Marvin company policy allows for no sexual inter office relations , so keep it in your pants bro

[Nikki1989]

It looks like something from an old Doctor Who episode.

[Shiprex]

He can have it as long as I get to retire and have him do my job under supervision

[LC75LC71]

Marvin is not capable of worry. Also happened to appear on some 80's Japanese shows.

[Anonymous]

I'm unemployed, so I don't have to worry about that.

[NathanDavis]

what kind of accent does Marvin have?

[Jeff51]

Marvin can have my job.

[Anonymous]

@purplepoppy Frightened by eyebrows

😨

[Opinion Owner]

@purplepoppy sounds like Sarah's been doing more than just photocopying paper 📜 as you say to wipe 💭 🫧 clean lol - typical office hanky panky fiction

[exitseven]

I can help Marvin with a sledgehammer