Most Helpful Girl
I'd ask them first if they are crazy with a look that says: "I am probably going to skin you alive" and then I'd call the police.1
Most Helpful Guy
Start singing "I just got slapped" paraphrasing the HIMYM song...
Then at the end, all the women in the vicinity who are 9s and 10s would come up to me and ask me to take them on dates..
Lol, what is this dance move called? www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1794065-what-is-this-dance-move-by-women-called2