Boyfriend wants me to fart? LOL?

[Anonymous]

So... this may seem like a weird question but I genuinely don't know what to make of his request. We've been dating for 3 years and not once have I ever farted in front of him. We've slept over at each other's houses countless times but I always do it in private because in my mind that's just the classy thing to do aha :P But now he keeps bringing up the fact that he's never witnessed anything human from me and he wants to know I'm human lol :P He literally won't stop bugging me about it and insists that I should fart or burp in front of him! I'm honestly not comfortable with either and he keeps teasing me about it and saying he won't love me any less if I do. It's like he's waiting for it to happen and he thinks it would be hilarious to catch me in the act. At first I thought he was kidding because it was such a silly request lol but he's like "I want you to feel comfortable enough to fart around me." I literally died laughing and was like "It has nothing to do with comfort levels. I'm supposed to be a lady!" He was like "So you're always holding in your farts when you're around me?" Just the topic is embarrassing enough and it seems like the more I say no the more curious he is about my bodily functions lol. Is this normal to ask of your girlfriend? Why is he so curious about my farts/burps? LOL :) Guys, please explain this to me! Thanks!

[Caaarl]

I think he wants to be more intimate with you in that he wants to see your flaws. I think he just wants you to loosen up a little that's all. But you obviously don't understand and you're too focused on always looking like a perfect lady.

[Asker]

Well I just want to be attractive to him :) I understand the intimacy he wants though & that's very sweet of him :) I just think some things should be done discreetly aha :P

[Losalt]

Just relax around him a bit.
Change the rule from never around him to something less extreme that you'd still feel somewhat comfortable with.

[Asker]

Maybe I'll do it just once to appease him and get him off my back aha :P But it's so embarrassing! Do guys really not care? Lol

[Losalt]

If you where doing it all the time then yes we'd mind.
But occasionally?
Nah, not at all.
Heck, when I was sailing at school we once where in a cabin and we where a bit more then the bathroom could really support.
Well, I needed to go to the bathroom and several of them where brushing their teeth at the time.
I asked them to finish quickly.
No dice.
Anyway, one of them suggested that I'd just go to the toilet there and then with them there.
I did.
(We had to use the side of the boat as as a toilet while sailing, but usually we could at least use the sail and the sound of the sea as cover.
Anyway, one of the guys there actually later said he was glad I felt comfortable enough to do so (not that I really felt like I had much choice).
I don't expect you to do the same with your friends.
But your boyfriend possible future husband?
Sure.

[Asker]

I understand where you're coming from lol :) I'm sure there will come a time when he's going to overhear something that I don't want him to lol and I'll probably die of embarrassment but I know he loves me no matter what & I shouldn't feel the need to be "prim & proper" around him every minute of every minute of every day :P But like most guys he is very easily amused by farts and will probably laugh his ass off when it happens which I'm not looking forward too aha :P I think he's just trying to show me that he doesn't expect perfection from me (especially after all these years of being together) :)

[Losalt]

Possibly, although honestly it sounds like your inability to relax around him when it comes to this matter is actually *bothering* him a bit...

[Asker]

Would it bother you if your girlfriend wasn't all the way comfortable doing that stuff in front of yourself? :) Lol

[Losalt]

A little bit I think.
I probably wouldn't nag her about it like your boyfriend seems to be doing though.
But I assume that it just means more to him then it does to me.

[Asker]

It's such a silly thing to get hung up on lol :) Like I tell him all my secrets & know he's the one I'll end up marrying so why do bodily functions matter? LOL :)

[RoyaltyGirl]

He just love you and wants you to feel comfortable enough like he said. It's funny but it's the truth😂😂

[Asker]

It really made me laugh honestly but I'm definitely not doing that (especially around him!) LOL :)

[RoyaltyGirl]

Yeah I get you. Don't do it.

[Regular1]

He obviously has a fetish. Once he gets you trained to fart in front of him, he's going to want you to start farting directly in his face. I suppose you could fix up a big pot of pinto beans and give him a thrill.

[Asker]

No way lol :) I don't think he has a fetish because he would have asked a lot earlier in our relationship aha :)

[Regular1]

He might have only just recently found some bizarre online porn site that got him thinking about it.

[Asker]

That's a good theory lol but he doesn't watch porn & neither do I aha :) Maybe he's just curious for whatever reason?

[Regular1]

You don't think your boyfriend watches porn? BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Regular1]

Here you go. Break those barriers!
https://youtu.be/Jkmw9oGIDhI

[Asker]

Hush lol :) He really doesn't unless there's something he's not telling me lol :P Those barriers are staying firmly in place though as far as I'm concerned LOL

[Regular1]

Wise Choice

[Asker]

Hahaha :)

[Anonymous]

he don't want you to to be a lady he want you to be a human

[Opinion Owner]

also if you move in together it will be inevitable so it might as well happen before that

[Asker]

We're practically living together now and it hasn't happened yet aha :P He doesn't need to hear all that LOL. Wouldn't you prefer a lady?

[Opinion Owner]

well im a bit of a confusing person, in sexual situations i will see my girlfriend as just that a girl or if you will a lady. but in any other situation i will se her as a human being.

[Thevampire]

He has a fart fetish lol

[Asker]

But this is the first time he's even mentioned anything about farts in our entire dating history aha :P Wouldn't he have brought it up sooner if it was a fetish?