So... this may seem like a weird question but I genuinely don't know what to make of his request. We've been dating for 3 years and not once have I ever farted in front of him. We've slept over at each other's houses countless times but I always do it in private because in my mind that's just the classy thing to do aha :P But now he keeps bringing up the fact that he's never witnessed anything human from me and he wants to know I'm human lol :P He literally won't stop bugging me about it and insists that I should fart or burp in front of him! I'm honestly not comfortable with either and he keeps teasing me about it and saying he won't love me any less if I do. It's like he's waiting for it to happen and he thinks it would be hilarious to catch me in the act. At first I thought he was kidding because it was such a silly request lol but he's like "I want you to feel comfortable enough to fart around me." I literally died laughing and was like "It has nothing to do with comfort levels. I'm supposed to be a lady!" He was like "So you're always holding in your farts when you're around me?" Just the topic is embarrassing enough and it seems like the more I say no the more curious he is about my bodily functions lol. Is this normal to ask of your girlfriend? Why is he so curious about my farts/burps? LOL :) Guys, please explain this to me! Thanks!
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Just relax around him a bit.
Change the rule from never around him to something less extreme that you'd still feel somewhat comfortable with.7
He just love you and wants you to feel comfortable enough like he said. It's funny but it's the truth😂😂2
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He obviously has a fetish. Once he gets you trained to fart in front of him, he's going to want you to start farting directly in his face. I suppose you could fix up a big pot of pinto beans and give him a thrill.8
he don't want you to to be a lady he want you to be a human3
He has a fart fetish lol11
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I think he wants to be more intimate with you in that he wants to see your flaws. I think he just wants you to loosen up a little that's all. But you obviously don't understand and you're too focused on always looking like a perfect lady.
Well I just want to be attractive to him :) I understand the intimacy he wants though & that's very sweet of him :) I just think some things should be done discreetly aha :P