Why does my boyfriend want to hear me fart? Lol?

[Anonymous]

He's always been comfortable with bodily functions and I've always been the type do it in private because I don't want him hearing it! Lol. Anyway, I wasn't feeling well and he was trying to make me feel better by just sitting next to me. I just wanted him to leave the room because I had to fart lol and I didn't want him to be there when it happened. He could tell something was up because I was kind of shifting around in our bed and he asked what was wrong. I couldn't come up with a lie so I just admitted that I needed to fart lol. He kept playfully telling me to just do it because he obviously never heard it before and I was like "I'm not farting in front you. I'm a lady!" He kept nagging me to do it because he was like "I've never heard it before. Do you even fart?" I kept saying no and then he was like "It's really not a big deal, Emma. If you need to fart, just fart. I promise I won't laugh." Why did he keep insisting that I fart? Lol. It's just mortifying and completely embarrassing to do in front of anyone lol. We was genuinely upset about it and said "You obviously don't trust me if you can't fart in front of me." LOL. What does one have to do with the other? :P

[redlif3]

lol. I'm sure he's telling you that he is ready for your flaws to come out. In other words he wants you to be comfortable with him. And he may be either falling for you or in love. Guys feel free to disagree. But for me if the girl is comfortable with me then she will make me feel good about myself.

[Asker]

We've been dating for 2 years and recently moved in together :) I obviously really love him but I just don't want him seeing my flaws just yet ahaha :P I swear nothing grosses that guy out. He'll literally ask to pop my pimples *which is so disgusting* Sorry if that's too much info aha :)

[redlif3]

LMAO. I have had it in reverse. although I rarely get pimples. but there were two girls I dated that kept picking at my face. It's not something I am comfortable with but some people don't care. like my friend has a girlfriend who pops his pimples all the time. and he likes it. lol

[Asker]

I guess some people when they fall in love accept the person's every flaw ahaha :) But for me that's a little extreme! I literally think if I accidentally puked on him he'd be like "Don't a worry about it honey. I'll get everything cleaned up." Lol :) I've never have a boyfriend like that but it's kind of endearing that nothing I could potentially do would gross him out. He's so weird lol :)

[redlif3]

He seems like a fine gentleman. lol but by the sound of what you explained to me. He is sincere.

[Asker]

Yes, he's probably the most sincere person I know. Seriously lol :)

[Cruciatusdeatheater]

I do that to my better half, too. I mean, I've heard her fart, but sometimes, she tries to hold it in. Just let loose! I'm not gonna judge. I accept you in anyway, ya know?

[Asker]

Aww, that was sweet lol :) my boyfriend feels the same way but I'm just worried that he'll laugh/make fun of me when it happens! ahaha :)

[Cruciatusdeatheater]

I laugh too because the situations in which they happen are always accidental. It's either when she's laughing or whenever she unintentionally applies pressure to her stomach. I wouldn't make fun of her though. I don't think your boyfriend would either. Share a laugh! It is pretty funny sometimes when such things happen with your significant other.

[Asker]

Yeah, I think it happens on accident for most girls lol :) I've had it happen on accident in previous relationships and the aftermath was always them laughing their asses off aha :) so embarrassing no matter what though!

[Anonymous]

I know exactly how you feel.
The reason is, boys never heard us poop or fart (unless they have a sister). They think our system is just naturally lovely. So its amusing to them if we do it.

[Asker]

Yeah, he was even amused that I admitted I needed to fart even though I didn't actually do it lol :)

[Emma_Whatsun]

That was so cute yet gross.

I don't like releasing air around anyone just like you. Its very embarrassing and uncomfortable.

[Asker]

My thoughts exactly lol :) I appreciate that he wants me to be comfortable but I'd rather jump off a cliff than have him witness that! Lol :P

[BigBallz]

its not exactly "air". its atomized poop molecules

[zagor]

I don't know but today at work this older guy was talking with the guy who sits across from me and he was standing there ripping audible farts, which eventually drifted over to my desk. I had to leave my desk for a while to keep from retching.

Not directly related to the question, but I just had to vent. Which I guess is what he was doing...

[Asker]

Lol :) Some people don't care about doing stuff like that in front of other people. I would probably die of embarrassment! Lol :P

[dolemite68]

i'm the exact same way as your bf!! lol i've like interrogated girls why they don't fart around me lol its always been a sign that she's comfortable with me and i don't think she should ever have to hold it in. everyone farts, its never unlady like or a turn off to me its just her being funny and relaxed. trust me, every girl thats made it a point to not fart around me i've ALWAYS heard them do it in their sleep at some point. you might as well just let them rip in front of him

[Asker]

Oh my gosh hell no ahaha :) He was amused just talking about it so he'd probably die laughing if it actually happened! I'm sure he hasn't heard it though because he still believes I don't fart lol

[dolemite68]

cuz farting is funny it doesn't sound like he's going to think you're gross when you do it why does it bother you, he's gunna hear you do it in your sleep sometime trust me

[Asker]

Well I don't want to have clown status rather than sexy status lol :P Like that will put me right back in the friend zone and we'll just be buddy buddy instead of lovers ahah :)

[dolemite68]

unless he's super immature, we don't see it as a detraction from how sexy you are. thats like holding it against a girl cuz she had to sneeze or something. i've had a girl accidentally fart during sex once and i didn't even care lol

[Asker]

During sex? I'd seriously be so embarrassed and run out of there ahah :P How Did you react? I've farted once before in a previous relationship by accident because the guy was tickling me and I was so mortified lol :P

[dolemite68]

yes, i thought it was a queef at first obviously but then it smelled like a fart and she seemed a little embarrassed and i just laughed it off and kept going lol. why mortified? a guy that see's a girl farting as a turn off isn't very mature. i've had several relationships where we always let loose around each other and even dutch ovened each other as pranks lol

[Asker]

Mortified because my ex used to always make fun of me for stuff like that! Lol :) He would literally bring it up weeks after the fact and just tease me endlessly. It wasn't fun being on receiving end of that! :P

[dolemite68]

well then he was lame, i just laugh when a girl farts and thats the end of it. another funny story, i accidentally had a girl fart on a first date once and i went out with her for a year after that lol

[Asker]

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment! lol :) Was she embarrassed?

[dolemite68]

of course but then i farted about 30 seconds later and she just laughed and she got over that pretty quick lol a couple that farts together stays together

[Asker]

A couple that farts together, stays together? You just made that up ahahah :P

[dolemite68]

i did and its hilarious hahaha

[Asker]

At least you don't make girls feel bad about being human ahah :)

[dolemite68]

guys that do are immature, girls should be able to let loose just as much as we do. farting is funny plain and simple lmao

[Asker]

I feel so immature but I've always found it hilarious lol :) If it happens it happens but I'm not gonna purposely fart in front of him and I'm sure as heck gonna avoid it as much as possible ahaha :P

[dolemite68]

i just think it sucks girls have to operate like that, i like a girlfriend to fart around me a lot it keeps me constantly laughing and i don't think she's unlady like or its a turn off at all

[Asker]

you're a rarity I think because most guys don't appreciate their girlfriends farting lol :P And girls don't enjoy doing it cause we don't wanna be seen as a joke ahah :)

[dolemite68]

i know im one in a million lol i'd think girls would be super relieved if their man didn't care if they farted around him

[Asker]

I'm honestly not much of a farter lol so it's not like I'm always holding it in around my boyfriend ahaha :P But i think some girls would appreciate your easygoing attitude about it lol :)

[BurpingJet337]

Um... holy cow. Lol. Ok, here's the thing: guys like farts. That's the first thing, anyway. The other think is you are making him think you cannot trust him and it makes sense. If you dont fell like you can fart around him there could be a relationship problem. At least, in most cases from my understanding. That's why he can't tell you trust him not to laugh. (Plus, farting is SUPER DUPER cool, especially from girls.)

[Lærke_k]

Because farting is natural. So people Think you’ll fart in front of someone, if you are comfortable. To show you are a Human.

[strlb]

He enjoys your farts! Let him experience it. He may have a fart fetish like me. Sometimes guys want to hear a chick fart and smell it. Let it out already

[CT_CD]

Make him regret ever wanting you to fart. Eat a lot of boiled eggs and cabbage and fart in his face while he's asleep.

[Asker]

That's crazy talk lol :) I would not be able to handle the embarrassment if it ever happened in front of him! ahaha :)

[SurfRider]

Some of us would love that...

[curiouschris1975]

Let it rip.. its funny as shit to us 😂.
Just don't get too comfy and rip it all the time...

[Asker]

Bahaha I find it funny too as long as I'm not the one who farted lol :P So mortifying I don't even have words! Lol

[Fk7676]

i heard some people have fantasy of that
i honestly find that disturbing

[Asker]

A lot of guys say it's because he wants to know that I feel comfortable around him but I'm not doing it! Lol :)

[Robin441]

Hello. Your boyfriend got fart fetish. Just like. :P

[Asker]

No, he doesn't lol :) But if does he'll be disappointed because I don't fart in front of anyone! baha :)

[Robin441]

haha.. poor boy.

[Asker]

He'll get over it lol :) Classy is the way to go ;)

[Robin441]

haha.. alright.

[Anonymous]

muh best friend and his now ex's, became so close, they farted in front of each other.. did i mention, they're ex's now?

[Asker]

Exactly. I don't do that in front of boyfriends or anyone for that matter lol :) so embarrassing!

[Opinion Owner]

i currently have an ostemy bag. i ant control my farts, im hoping that after June, i won't have one

[Coneforthefun1]

If you fart around him it means you are comfortable with him.

[Asker]

Probably but I'm not there yet and probably never will be lol :)

[thejohnnie13]

mean you are comfortable around him.

[Asker]

Well I'm comfortable around him but not enough to do that lol :) he was like "I'm gonna catch you doing it one time" lol. He's such a weirdo :)

[thejohnnie13]

I agree it is weird but its a sign that He likes you a lot and just wants that next level stuff :)

[Asker]

Aww, you made it sound romantic lol :) He's seen me sick before, we've gone on vacations together, and I've met his family but apparently farting is too embarrassing for me aha :)

[Revolver_]

He has a fart fetish

[HalloPeoplz]

He habe da fetish