Guys, Why does he fart Infront of me?

[Anonymous]

He doesn't fart Infront of his friends. The first night we spent together and he farted in bed. Does this mean he is unattracted to me?

[Oliverlogan263]

Aw man, farts are just natural I guess. I wouldn't read too much into it. Like, when you're comfortable with someone you don't have to hold it in as much. Him doing it in front of you but not his friends probably just means he feels more relaxed around you than them. As long as he's not like, ripping massive ones right in your face on purpose, I wouldn't stress. All guys do it. And I bet he probably thinks you do too and wouldn't care! Just means you're both cool hanging out in your natural state. I wouldn't say it means he's not into you.

[Asker]

But like, if you was spending the first night with say the girl of your dreams. I bet you wouldn't. It's not so much that her farts (everyone does) it's more the fact we have not spent enough time together for him to do this so soon. It's hardly romantic.

[Oliverlogan263]

Nah you're right, if it was like the first night with my dream girl I definitely wouldn't be rippin' em like that! That is kinda weird that he'd do it so soon. Like yeah you wanna be comfortable around each other but there's still a honeymoon phase, ya know? I'd get wantin to show you're relaxed, but fartin the first night, c'mon dude have some game! Maybe it was just a one time slip up cause he ate something funky, but if he keeps doin it then I'd say it's not the best sign. You deserve to be swooned a little! Just play it cool for now, but if he's still layin gutbusters you might wanna let him know some romance wouldn't kill him.

[Asker]

Cracked me up. Thank's for the comment ☺️

[Oliverlogan263]

You’re welcome

[jimmy2]

Leaving his scent

[spartan55]

You don't know that he doesn't fart around his friends.

[Asker]

He lives his friends. Always wants to look good Infront of them

[Asker]

Loves*

[spartan55]

He 'loves his friends' and he always wants to look good in front of them'... wtf? Guys DO NOT act like that...
So, in other words, you are making a huge assumption, and presenting it as fact...🙄 Got it.

[Asker]

Jeeze.

[OlderAndWiser]

No, it just means he is a low class specimen.