Why did D. C. outlaw lap dances in clubs?

[TheFullestThrottle]

DC just sucks. The bad roads, the long ass traffic lights, etc. but when I try to resort to my usual biweekly relief from it all at the strip joints, why the hell can I not have my lap Dance? For this reason, I miss Philly. There you could get any race of girl to give you a lap dance for $25 for two songs on Tuesday nights at cheerleaders.

[QueenofCups]

Try Virginia. I can't imagine a Southern state outlawing lap dancing.

[TheFullestThrottle]

Yeah I think they do lapdances there. They're also in Alabama and Georgia a state we'll as philadelphia. And Baltimore. DC stupid ass is the only damn one. Makes no fucking sense although they can legalize weed