What if disney princesses lived in 2019?

[Ultimate_Gohan]

I think it would be interesting to see how the stories change

It should have been this way

I prefer classic ones

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just imagine the thought of gold digger Disney princesses 😂😂😂😂

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This meme suggests vegeta is a Disney princess

https://images.app.goo.gl/dRuuERvP3Fr2HdXA8

[LogicBomber]

Well if they lived in 2019,
Snow white would be dead because the prince would not have risked a false rape accusation for kissing her when she was passed out. Plus she was only 14 so he would have ran the risk of a statutory claim as well.

Cinderella would likely be a whore/cam girl/Kardashian type because she was a cinder maid who was all about the gold-digging any doing anything in her power to marry a prince.

Ariel is a trans-species, which would likely make her intolerable because she would insist everyone not call her "she/her" and use some fabricated nonsense term like Ze/Zer

Belle would have gone on a #metoo media blitz to have the beasts life destroyed.

Pocahontas would expect society to owe here everything because here ancestors were improperly treated by generations of people before she was born.

I never saw Aladdin.

[Iamperfect1]

Haha

[Ultimate_Gohan]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DontFvckingAskMe]

Kinda true😂

[Nik1hil]

Totally true..
I think.. Belle was into Beastiality..
And
As far about Jasmine..
She wouldn't have Cared about Aladdin..

Jafar was in power and had almost got the throne..
Today girls care about the men with money and power...
So I kind of agree with this reddit poster..

[esotericstory]

They wouldn't be princesses and they wouldn't be living in a fairytale. More likely some 50 shades of gray stuff, it seems to be more appealing today than the classical traditional way of life.

[esotericstory]

thanks for the mho

[I_smell_Ducky]

Cinderella was a gold digger.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Most Disney princesses were😂

[I_smell_Ducky]

How so
Snow White didn't really do anything at all
Sleeping beauty was already royalty, and fell for the first person she met who wasn't a fat old woman
Ariel was already royalty, just a spoiled little brat
Belle was a victim of stockholm syndrome
Jasmine was already royalty, and married a broke guy
Mulan was just a badass who risked her life to protect her family and country
Rapunzel was already royalty she just didn't know it. She also ended up with a broke guy
Anna and Elsa we're already royalty, ended up with a broke guy and a snowman

... only gold digger I'm seeing here are the dudes.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

You make a good point

[Ellie-V]

Let’s not forget the Tiana girl
She was broke and got with an ex-royal dude who ended up working FOR her in the business she worked for and owned

[I_smell_Ducky]

@Ellie-V haven't actually seen that one.

[Ellie-V]

That one had the most catchy, realistic songs in my opinion

[Ellie-V]

I watched it because I am a fan of the voice actress who was the lead

[I_smell_Ducky]

I also feel the need to point out that Cinderella only got her happily ever after because prince what's his face had a serious foot fetish.

[Ellie-V]

Nah, I feel like Cinderella already knew what is was. She was prepping her feet all those years 😂
It’s just really convenient how she leaves a shoe with a guy who had a thing for the toes and arches 😋

[I_smell_Ducky]

@Ellie-V I don't know... She was basically a slave doubt she'd ever had. Pedicure unless the mice and birds did it for her. But that guy sees her for what? Few hours at most, and travels around the whole kingdom carrying her shoe with him? It's a little weird.

[Ellie-V]

I agree but yeah I do think that if the mice her helping her clean and make dresses, they were probably filing her toe nails too

[GayHowellMeme]

It should have been this way

[ghostqueen]

Unless it's the punk/goth/alternative version, I prefer the classic princesses.

[Shezadi]

The Cinderella pic freaked me out.
I prefer classic ones
A woman's beauty is sacred for her husband only.
Classic disney princesses are beautiful but they are not provocative or vulgar. They are dignified, graceful and elegant.

[FebronianMainline]

They should have been this way... when i was younger i would of actually had something to put in the spankbank... thanks a lot Mickey?🖕👏👏👣👣👣

[FebronianMainline]

Realy thumbs down this out of everything?

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Some chick took offense

[FebronianMainline]

@Ultimate_Gohan lol I don't think it's PC to go around calling these Broades... Chicks man shame on you.

[Liam_Hayden]

THOT versions of Disney Princesses are unappealing.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Well thats 2019 for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Clarke498]

That Hoe Over There -versions? Really flies...

[Ordinarygurl_]

I like them the way they are except that they should be more independent and not rely too much on men

[OvershareGamer]

I don't recognize the one with the red cap. Who is that suppose to be?

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Snow White

[zozo7880]

Do Muslim girls have tattoos today? I'm not sure but I would assume Princess Jasmine is Muslim. Probably not a good recreation for her even today.

[Paris13]

Actually, The Princesses would be Probably Anchoring Fox5 News because Disney is Purchasing FOX. xx

[worldscolide]

Add to that, they would all be single mothers with multiple baby daddies.

[Dankster96]

They would have made sex tapes with various rappers and pro athletes and half of them would have OD'd on painkillers

[CarpetDenim]

Judging by the picture, they would’ve all been bitchy sluts lol

[bklynbadboy1]

Lmfao your right lol

[creampie99]

this is so funny but it would ruin my childhood i vote no on this haha

[Soremain]

And in 2035 they are boys.. sorry, gender neutral people who chose to identify as princesses

[TacosRAwesome]

They're supposed to have some class even in 2019. Maybe a bit smarter, more independent and sassy but still classy. That's their point.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Nah. They're fine the way they are.

Jasmine would try to immigrate to a European country than force local women to cover their hair.

[Phoenix98]

Lets not ruin childhoods here.

Leave em the way they were.

[jakeofalltrades]

I prefer the classics, if they were made modern they would all be bitches and hoes

[prettygirlanna_xo]

So girls nowadays are all 'bitches and hoes'?😂

[med111111]

My girl Ariel let herself go. Triton is going to be pissed.

[bananathunder]

the classics are the way they should be but those are "my" kind of princesses... Cinderella is a little overboard though

[GreenGold1992]

20 years ago I would say not like this, but with how Disney's been lately, I wouldn't be surprised, and yes Vegeta would be a Disney Princess lol

[BeHappy1985]

More like "if diesney princesses" had loose morals.

[Anon_af]

I saw an article that stated that Hela from Thor: Ragnarok is technically a Disney princess now.

[Massageman]

I'm sure they would be way to P. C.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Pc? Computer?

[Massageman]

Way too P. C. as in Politically "Correct".

[Ultimate_Gohan]

True

[LuvAsh]

All those pics are horrible

[bklynbadboy1]

Lmao why

[LuvAsh]

Are u really asking me why...🤦🏾🙄

[BButterfly]

How trashy. I prefer the classic Disney princess

[dropkicknj13]

I approve of Ariel lol

[GreenGold1992]

So do I

[Burdened-Pilgrim]

Um ya, I much prefer the classics.

[Lilyanony]

What tramps

[Texaskid1]

They would all be a bunch of tranny thots.

[_Irina_]

I prefer classic ones

[caesarsalad77]

Lol they look like thots

[TheNiceGuys]

Most of them would be pregnant

[bklynbadboy1]

Definitely should be this way

[Only_Ozzie]

Snow and Jazz would look kinda hot 🤣

[Dionigi]

I want to bang Belle

[GreenGold1992]

So do I

[Dionigi]

She looks like the most natural and cool

[GreenGold1992]

And she got pizza

[Dionigi]

Standard strategy is: bang the puss and steal her pizza while she is orgasming

[Nahid1707]

Why 🤦‍♂️