Well if they lived in 2019,
Snow white would be dead because the prince would not have risked a false rape accusation for kissing her when she was passed out. Plus she was only 14 so he would have ran the risk of a statutory claim as well.
Cinderella would likely be a whore/cam girl/Kardashian type because she was a cinder maid who was all about the gold-digging any doing anything in her power to marry a prince.
Ariel is a trans-species, which would likely make her intolerable because she would insist everyone not call her "she/her" and use some fabricated nonsense term like Ze/Zer
Belle would have gone on a #metoo media blitz to have the beasts life destroyed.
Pocahontas would expect society to owe here everything because here ancestors were improperly treated by generations of people before she was born.
I never saw Aladdin.
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They wouldn't be princesses and they wouldn't be living in a fairytale. More likely some 50 shades of gray stuff, it seems to be more appealing today than the classical traditional way of life.
Cinderella was a gold digger.
It should have been this way
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Unless it's the punk/goth/alternative version, I prefer the classic princesses.
The Cinderella pic freaked me out.
I prefer classic ones
A woman's beauty is sacred for her husband only.
Classic disney princesses are beautiful but they are not provocative or vulgar. They are dignified, graceful and elegant.They should have been this way... when i was younger i would of actually had something to put in the spankbank... thanks a lot Mickey?🖕👏👏👣👣👣
THOT versions of Disney Princesses are unappealing.
I like them the way they are except that they should be more independent and not rely too much on men
I don't recognize the one with the red cap. Who is that suppose to be?
Do Muslim girls have tattoos today? I'm not sure but I would assume Princess Jasmine is Muslim. Probably not a good recreation for her even today.
Actually, The Princesses would be Probably Anchoring Fox5 News because Disney is Purchasing FOX. xx
Add to that, they would all be single mothers with multiple baby daddies.
They would have made sex tapes with various rappers and pro athletes and half of them would have OD'd on painkillers
Judging by the picture, they wouldβve all been bitchy sluts lol
this is so funny but it would ruin my childhood i vote no on this haha
And in 2035 they are boys.. sorry, gender neutral people who chose to identify as princesses
They're supposed to have some class even in 2019. Maybe a bit smarter, more independent and sassy but still classy. That's their point.
Nah. They're fine the way they are.
Jasmine would try to immigrate to a European country than force local women to cover their hair.Lets not ruin childhoods here.
Leave em the way they were.I prefer the classics, if they were made modern they would all be bitches and hoes
My girl Ariel let herself go. Triton is going to be pissed.
the classics are the way they should be but those are "my" kind of princesses... Cinderella is a little overboard though
20 years ago I would say not like this, but with how Disney's been lately, I wouldn't be surprised, and yes Vegeta would be a Disney Princess lol
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