Gamers, what are your favorite video game quotes?

[ADFSDF1996]

My two favorite video game quotes that I can think of at the moment are

”The easiest way to hide a conspiracy is to make people think there is no such thing as a conspiracy”-Sebastian Castellanos (evil within 2)

Sebastian Castellanos in “The Evil Within 2”

“Sure it matters who has the bigger stick but it matters a helluva lot more who’s swinging it.” -Hershel Von Shepherd III (Call of Duty Modern warfare 2)

Hershel Von Shepherd III in “CODMW2 remastered”

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“Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role.”
-Skyrim guards

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*Roll

[WindAtMyBack]

Life is wasted on the living. - Catarina, Path of Exile

"I wonder what I did to make death reject me." - The Nameless One, Planescape

This is a paraphrase
You REALLY needed to hear the voice acting though. It's great.

"Would you happen to know the penalty for necrophilia?
"First offense?"
"Let's say no."
"100 gold"
"HaHaHa, that's nothing compared to Morrowwind


"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee." - Guard in Skyrim

Cringe ^^^^ that one is way too cliche

"You point, I punch." - Minsc, Baldur's Gate
"There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least." - Minsc, Baldur's Gate
"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster" - Minsc, Baldur's Gate

There is an unlimited supply of Minsc quotes.

[captain_voidwalker]

Lol actually the guard saying is based on an old norse saying. Taking an arrow to the knee was a euphemism for getting married. So they are basically saying I used to be an adventurer, but then I got married

[WindAtMyBack]

@captain_voidwalker

That's an interesting bit of trivia. Next time I hear a guard say it, it'll take on a whole new meaning. :)

[JPrez]

Martin Sheen quote about Shepherd from Mass Effect. “We’re at war. No one wants to admit it but Humanity's under attack. One very specific man might be all that stands between Humanity and the greatest threat of our brief existence. We need a leader, and surround him with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest allies we can find. The team will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable.”

[ElizaPam]

“Conglaturation! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!“

"THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!”

[Edanurus]

Ghostbusters and ghost and goblins? They are nothing compared to the greatest quote from anything ever.

"I am error"

[FarrierMaiden]

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.”
-Whiterun Guard 2011

[BCA6010]

Not a fan of General Shepherd- probably one of if not the worst representation of an American senior military officer I've ever seen in a game.

Too many to list but Fallout: New Vegas (I see Joshua Graham got a mention already) had a lot. In fact a lot of Obsidian's games have great (sometimes goofy) quotes.

[NamerOfStars]

So many good choices. But off the top of my head, I'll go with one that probably hasn't been given- E1M1. If you don't understand why it's a quote, go play DOOM again. You'll see.

And, lest we forget: "I am Error", from the Legend of Zelda 2.

[Maraneva]

This one

[oddwaffle]

"Not enough minerals" - Starcraft

"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee." - Skyrim

Shani: "I always thought witchers carried 2 swords, a steel one for humans and a silver one for monsters."

Gerald: "They are both for monsters." - Witcher

[Cynicaldreamer]

"There is no good. No evil. No light. There is only power!" Archbishop Benedictus, World of Warcraft

"I will... never be a memory." Sephiroth

[worldscolide]

Clap trap, borderlands 2, "STAIRS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That’s right, Jack! I conquered your stairs! Prepare to feel the wrath of a CLAPTRAP WITH LEGS!

Hyperion Door Voice: Reinforcements... depleted.
Claptrap: Don't worry, baby! It happens to a lot of girls!

[MrHopper]

"You steal mens souls and make them your slaves"
"Couldn't that be said of all religions"

[doe9de]

I love Capt. Prices quotes in call of duty he's got a lot of good ones

[Sexyangelxx]

Remember, no russian. Mw2 i am not a racist lol dont get it wrong.
And avery's quote in Uncharted.

[Guanfei]

"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer"
Classic Javic in Mass Effect 2.

"Tell me Bats. What are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?"

Joker in Batman: Arkham Asylum

[007kingifrit]

• i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
• its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum
• i otta break a broom handle off in your ass and sweep the floor with you
• let god sort em out
• life's a bitch, and then you DIE
• lets go surfin now, everybody's learning how, cmon its a party with meeeeeeeee

[Account]

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me"

-Joshua Graham

Also this:

[IAMNathanael]

"When I joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-schancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon... and we had the share the rock!"

- Sergeant Avery Johnson - halo games

[Fuentes]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5w9thDMvc0M

GOING DARK!

[bratgirlfriend]

"killing zombies gives me total wood. "
Juliet Starling - lollipop chainsaw 🤣

[Anonymou3]

"You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!" - Jolee Bindo, Knights of the Old Republic

[IAMNathanael]

Ah, such a great game!

[ZackBan]

"You dont get to choise how you start in this life. Real greatest, is what you do with the hand you've been dealt " -Victor Sullivan

[knightofjerusalem]

"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!" - Edward Thatch, Assassin's Creed Black Flag

[Budvizer]

Any unite from the Witcher. Quotes like “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, the degrees are arbitrary, definitions blurred. If I am to pick between two evils, I’d rather not chose at all.” Or “Summon the bitches.”

[RoastedToast]

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!" Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.

Lol it's so bad it is iconic.

[KrisKris81]

The one quote I remember is from a Japanese video game (about 20 years ago) whose text had been translated into English. One of those lines read, "All your bases are belong to us."

[alla1234567]

Anything Trevor Philips says in GTA V is a proverb in itself

[korey182]

whoa that dude's messed up, i just got to the part when he goes to grove street

[alla1234567]

@korey182 all GTA characters are based off of real life loonies that the game creators encountered lel

[SarahJ92]

@alla1234567 he is one of my favorites, but my favorite quote from Michael is your forget a thousand things every day pal make sure this one of em

[blacklisted09]

"you know what's cookin, Booooooooooom"
Techies from Dota 2

[CelticCrusader]

"This country is man unleashed" (arthur Morgan red dead redemption 2)

[Volk_]

"Wake me when you need me."
John-117 from Halo 3

[Virgo31]

“No! the goat was a lie! A lie!” Narrator from There is no game

[ThisDudeHere]

"I mever asked for this."
Adam Jensen, Deus Ex: Human Revolution. 2011.

[ThisDudeHere]

Fuck..."never."

[clampfan101]

Most of my favorite characters don’t talk much. lol

[OneManOnly01]

“Kept you waiting, huh”

-Keifer Sutherland’s Big Boss in Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes

[captain_voidwalker]

A smile better suits a hero "Hauchefaunt Fortomps"

[Aloneboy13]

My favourite quote is " people change man, they do. But all that matter is how do you react to them, kindness or there own mirror" it's from walking dead

[Unit1]

"History is written by the victor" - cpt. Price, call of duty: modern warfare 2

[I-C3_ME]

"The definition of insanity " vaas Montenegro - far cry 3

[_no_one_]

"The worst demons are the ones that you create" The Witcher

[ryancg]

"To do the right thing, you sometimes have to leave the things you care about behind." - Big Boss in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

[Dinosaursandanime65]

"What are you? The FNG?" From Bangalore in Apex Legends. I love this one. And this one. "You're going to spend eternity as maggot food".

[shortster]

"You must unite the shaft with the head piece" Deckard Cain - Diablo II I laughed for about half an hour after that one.

[jasco]

Different battle field, different enemy, different weapons same old war by Price modern warefare 1

[grega239]

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL.

from titanfall... doooh.

[Isac132]

aaaw shit, here we go again.

by (if u don't know from where then ur not a gamer)

[korey182]

HaHa That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me? ! ?🚔🚚💥

[A_Nihilist]

Please assume the party submission position - Glad0s - Portal

[skylar0296]

"Ah shit, here we go again." .. GTA San Andreas

[jrl9490]

“Yo bitch, it’s bobo dakes”
-Watch Dogs 2

[postaldudePL123]

I Regret Nothing!

~ Postal 2

[Volk_]

Of all the games out there you had to pick Postal :D

[luvgirlfarts6969]

Freedom is not free!