So you decide to use the Holy Hand Grenade on some local brigands, when should thou lob it at thy foes?

[Still-alive]

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Arthur: Right! One... Two... Five!-----GALAHAD: Three, sir!--------ARTHUR: Three!

Run Away! Run away! run away!

Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.

[bolverk]

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[bolverk]

EDIT; If you have to quote Python, best go full hog!!

[Jaximus-Lion]

A) using it correctly will cause some serious holy damage. Love the monty python and don't forget

[BipBipLeddus]

Shoutouts to the unsung hero, the aptly named Sir Not Appearing In This Film

[scentoflavender]

Annnnd the fruit bats, and thy breakfast cereals...

[slatyb]

Happy to see this is alive and well. Anyone up for "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "Aw, that trick never works." "This time for sure!"

[ShadezMcgee]

Can't we just leap out of the rabbit and take them by surprise?

Or better yet, let us taunt it. It may become so cross, it makes a mistake.

[ChiTown33]

When I'd rather not just "fart in their general direction".

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Run Away! Run away! run away!