What would you do if you found out Oscar the grouch set up residence in your garbage can?

What would you do if you found out Oscar the grouch set up residence in your garbage can?
Freak the heck out and call the cops
Call animal control
Go out and have a nice neighborly chat with him about what its like living in garbage
Go out and shoot his ass for trespassing
Tell him he can stay just this night but he will have to go elsewhere tomorrow
Say my ABC's and 123's and ask how i did with that
I would do something else (say what you will do)
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What would you do if you found out Oscar the grouch set up residence in your garbage can?
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