Your house has been TP'ed, egged, and you just stepped on a flaming bag of dog poo, what are your plans for the little troublemaker if you find him?

[Jjpayne]

[ATuairiscean]

Get together with everybody's house that was hit - Rent a digger, go to nearest farm by a digger load of animal waste, drive across front lawn of perpetrator's house and dump it on porch with a note saying "Revenge is best served cold"

[ATuairiscean]

Thanks for MHO

[Jjpayne]

You are welcome!

[ThePundertaker]

https://youtu.be/N-CXTq1yV-8

[Jjpayne]

Classic!

[ThePundertaker]

Yeah I’m clever

[vishna]

I'm gonna :) either a) just tell his parents and let them handle it or b) go absolutely crazy and be a huge douche XD "my back, I fell on the poo. my neck, I slipped on the egg yolk. my kneeeees, the toilet paper blocked my vision"

[vishna]

thank you!

[Jjpayne]

You are welcome!

[Goldenskies6]

With this! 😎

Have you ever felt these? They kinda hurt 😅lol

[Rangers]

Beat them senseless, and press my gun against their skulls and then shoot a few inches away from their heads and tell them I'll put a hole in each of their brains if they mess with me or anyone in this neighborhood again, and force them to clean it up.

[Eva323]

And then give em a dirty look as the cops escort you to prison afterward?

[Rangers]

They won't remember my face, they'll shit their pants

[Eva323]

But they’ll know who’s home they decided to trash.

[Rangers]

No they won't, everything looks the same in my neighborhood. Besides, if someone put a gun against your skull, they last thing they'll do is go to the police because they know they're going to get shot.

[Eva323]

the neighbors won’t hear when you discharge your weapon?

[Rangers]

They will, but they know me and we all look out for each other. We don't call the police in Texas

[Eva323]

Texas is changing hon, and not for the better.
How about you don’t beat them and you just pull out your gun instead of discharging it.

[Rangers]

Because if I don't, they'll think I won't do it and they won't stop. Then I'll have to kill them

[Eva323]

For redecorating your house?

[Eva323]

I mean you have them for vandalism and arson. You could have them in prison for enough time to scare them. Why do you want to go in their place.

[Rangers]

For vandalizing my property and disrespecting the entire neighborhood. For that, I'm going to rearrange their faces and put some holes in them if they come back.

[Eva323]

They are probably your neighbor’s kids.

[Rangers]

And cops don't do shit, that's why we don't call them. And I don't care who's kids they are, you can't vandalize property and disrespect an entire community and not expect to get fucked up.

[Rangers]

The neighborhood will understand

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would hide some place and catch him in the act like i caught my neighbor who was egging my house and i hid behind the house and
caught him in the act.

[Engageme]

Lol well nothing because it's all just for fun but I'd curse a minute

[Anonymous]

I’d tell his parents and if he continues I’ll grab a carton of eggs and grab him by the shirt and tell him to run, and this is the part when my high school years in baseball pay off 😁

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

I’m gonna go medieval on his ass

[hellacray]

Tie him up and start throwing eggs at him.

[TacosRAwesome]

Clean my house. You mess it. You clean it.

[ultimega]

Nope thankfully

[RedThread]

Acid bath

[Tohhhru]

There will be blood