How long do you think you'd survive in a zombie apocalypse?

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Degenerate · Accepted Answer

Roughly as long as I last in bed

Joker_ · Accepted Answer

too long, just like my penis

NamerOfStars · Answer

Here's an easy example of how weird Florida is: just fine- UNLESS it's winter. Zombies can't handle the cold, but we don't HAVE that here (yes, many of my neighbors put on winter coats when it gets below sixty degrees, and yes, it's hard not to laugh)- however, they can't really handle the heat, either. Have the outbreak occur in July or August, and I'd need to say inside for three or four days, and they'd all rot into immobility.

Plus we've got more guns than we know what to do with, and a surprisingly robust agricultural sector, so...

Chris_u006 · Answer

What people need to grasp is that this is not even anywhere close to be factual what so ever.
However, if something goes that haywire oh darn, it is only a giant sign of how fucked up the world truly is.
I mean, religion is dogmatic and the real hellhole, too much evilness done in the blasphemy name of "god", whoever that might be...
I have one theology question for actual thinkers... Since the word satan or satanism does not really exist in the first place, the closest thing linguistically is saturn, wouldn't it be actually factual to use the term saturnism instead?
I am spiritual, not religious because modern religion have stolen parts from what was original and ancient and changed important parts of the story to fit into political societal narratives.
Sheeple do that all the time and will continue to do that until Røkkr 2 is here.

DarkWinterNights · Answer

Depends on where I’m at when it breaks out. But I probably wouldn’t die to them. If anything it would be other people, food or exposure.

Weren’t the I Am Legend “zombies” actually vampires though?

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

In the I am Legend movie, only like a few percent transform into zombies, most just die from the infection. Since my town has about 9000 inhabitants it'll be just a handful zombies.

Also in the movie they were pretty sentient and only attacked Will Smith when he abducted one for medical research. In the directors cut ending they even made peace with him when he surrendered the abducted zombie back to them.

So no danger

Mangospacho · Answer

Currently I have zero Rad-away and I’m pretty low on groceries so eventually I would need to go out and pick up some food in the next couple of days. I could always just join the zombies and last longer. Not saying I would do that right away but I would keep that option on the table.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’d fully live out all of my natural years on this planet. I’m absolutely convinced i’ll live longer during a zombie apocalypse than i will in this man made shit show we’re doing now. Ell oh ell!

Sevenpointfive · Answer

if i had a couple of friends like he met, then a long time! i have a plan. the dog barking all of the time would definitely hinder me so i'd not be taking it everywhere until it was safe

Asker2022 · Answer

I’m skinny, short and I have dark circles. I would fit right in.

BigschlongEnergy · Answer

If a zombie apocalypse happened I’d kill Any person I see they could of been bite and I’m Not about to Touch them to find out so boom 💥

NathanDavis · Answer

depending on what kind of zombies and the scenario... a few good months, maybe years... I just got a ship to sail... might as well just skip it all together this time, lol

cryscrys1 · Answer

It’s going ok for me  I mean we currently are in one unless you have cataracts

JustiReno · Answer

Until the end, 28 days later, 28 years I keep the torch of civilization alight  no where in my mind, do I wanna get ate by a zombie

dolemite89 · Answer

would there still be mexican food in this apocalypse? 🤔

Havthrills · Answer

Around here, over a month. Then I'd find a way to take them over and have them do my bidding.

Still-alive · Answer

I'll just run off to my cousins house. he's a veteran and still has his guns lol. he'll save me

CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS · Answer

I don’t own any guns but due to my location, I’d survive as long as I have food.

Guanfei · Answer

I think I'd be fine. Where I live is pretty easy to defend, and enough land to live off of it.

Hardworkingguy · Answer

I think that most people wouldn't survive even a week

Bismarck_96 · Answer

I grew up with hunters my dad hunts my uncle hunts and my grandfather hunted (he pretty much Haunts now) and I'm a hunter so I'll probably survive all I'll need is my trusty knife and Thundersticks

Dreamclouds · Answer

Realistically not much, but would surely fucking try

Anonymous · Answer

Not even 24 hrs. I make bad decisions under pressure. Lol

Anonymous · Answer

That movie sucked.

DJB72 · Answer

Longer than most people would expect me to

exitseven · Answer

As long as I have some shotgun shells

Summeroflove · Answer

Don’t know. But your name shows you’re a troll.

Surely · Answer

Till I ran out of ammunition!

Staximus · Answer

Longer than most people

peedy · Answer

The last man standing

Zolly99999 · Answer

Until I'm old and gray 😠

Debbie14217 · Answer

omg not long... ugh

bananathunder · Answer

at least 15 mins... lol

Nessieeeeee · Answer

Id die instantly

AviatorTom · Answer

Not very long.

Agape93 · Answer

Pretty long time.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Longer than most lol

Guardian45 · Answer

Just call me Ω Man!

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