+1 yRoughly as long as I last in bed
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Bet so we’d die together
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Omg do you last 16 seconds too
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I mean I don’t ever finish so I’ll just lay down and die with you 🤝🏻
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The least I could do is give you the best 16 seconds of your life before I die
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Bet lemme summon the zombies 🗣️
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I bet they eat pussy like a mofo
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too long, just like my penis
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weapon of mass destruction
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+1 yHere's an easy example of how weird Florida is: just fine- UNLESS it's winter. Zombies can't handle the cold, but we don't HAVE that here (yes, many of my neighbors put on winter coats when it gets below sixty degrees, and yes, it's hard not to laugh)- however, they can't really handle the heat, either. Have the outbreak occur in July or August, and I'd need to say inside for three or four days, and they'd all rot into immobility.
Plus we've got more guns than we know what to do with, and a surprisingly robust agricultural sector, so...
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I’m in socal so they’d thrive here too😂
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I am legend zombies only hunt at night so that wouldn’t work my friend 😏
+1 yWhat people need to grasp is that this is not even anywhere close to be factual what so ever.
However, if something goes that haywire oh darn, it is only a giant sign of how fucked up the world truly is.
I mean, religion is dogmatic and the real hellhole, too much evilness done in the blasphemy name of "god", whoever that might be...
I have one theology question for actual thinkers... Since the word satan or satanism does not really exist in the first place, the closest thing linguistically is saturn, wouldn't it be actually factual to use the term saturnism instead?
I am spiritual, not religious because modern religion have stolen parts from what was original and ancient and changed important parts of the story to fit into political societal narratives.
Sheeple do that all the time and will continue to do that until Røkkr 2 is here.10 Reply
+1 yDepends on where I’m at when it breaks out. But I probably wouldn’t die to them. If anything it would be other people, food or exposure.
Weren’t the I Am Legend “zombies” actually vampires though?11 Reply- +1 y
Shhh don’t bring it up.
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+1 yIn the I am Legend movie, only like a few percent transform into zombies, most just die from the infection. Since my town has about 9000 inhabitants it'll be just a handful zombies.
Also in the movie they were pretty sentient and only attacked Will Smith when he abducted one for medical research. In the directors cut ending they even made peace with him when he surrendered the abducted zombie back to them.
So no danger
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+1 yCurrently I have zero Rad-away and I’m pretty low on groceries so eventually I would need to go out and pick up some food in the next couple of days. I could always just join the zombies and last longer. Not saying I would do that right away but I would keep that option on the table.
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+1 yI’d fully live out all of my natural years on this planet. I’m absolutely convinced i’ll live longer during a zombie apocalypse than i will in this man made shit show we’re doing now. Ell oh ell!
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+1 yif i had a couple of friends like he met, then a long time! i have a plan. the dog barking all of the time would definitely hinder me so i'd not be taking it everywhere until it was safe
10 Reply I’m skinny, short and I have dark circles.
I would fit right in.
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big same
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I’m 5’2 and hardly 80 pounds 😂 just gotta go a day with no sleep and I’d blend in as well Lmfao
+1 yIf a zombie apocalypse happened I’d kill Any person I see they could of been bite and I’m
Not about to Touch them to find out so boom 💥10 Reply- 5.1K opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.
m +1 ydepending on what kind of zombies and the scenario...
a few good months, maybe years...
I just got a ship to sail... might as well just skip it all together this time, lol02 Reply- +1 y
Like I am legend zombies 🥴 not walking dead zombies
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oh hell, I prefer the dark as well, lol...
It’s going ok for me
I mean we currently are in one unless you have cataracts10 ReplyUntil the end, 28 days later, 28 years I keep the torch of civilization alight
no where in my mind, do I wanna get ate by a zombie
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+1 ywould there still be mexican food in this apocalypse? 🤔
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One can dream ☹️
+1 yAround here, over a month. Then I'd find a way to take them over and have them do my bidding.
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Those, maybe an hour. Lol
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+1 yI'll just run off to my cousins house. he's a veteran and still has his guns lol. he'll save me
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+1 yI don’t own any guns but due to my location, I’d survive as long as I have food.
10 Reply741 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic. I think I'd be fine. Where I live is pretty easy to defend, and enough land to live off of it.
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+1 yI think that most people wouldn't survive even a week
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+1 yI grew up with hunters my dad hunts my uncle hunts and my grandfather hunted (he pretty much Haunts now) and I'm a hunter so I'll probably survive all I'll need is my trusty knife and Thundersticks
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+1 yRealistically not much, but would surely fucking try
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Anonymous(45 Plus)+1 yNot even 24 hrs. I make bad decisions under pressure. Lol
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yThat movie sucked.
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Agreed my friend
620 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic. Longer than most people would expect me to
10 Reply6.5K opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic. As long as I have some shotgun shells
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+1 yDon’t know. But your name shows you’re a troll.
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With my experience as high as it is I am clearly not a troll. Good one though.
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There are a lot of high xper trolls. Their accounts never get removed so. They just keep at it
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How does my name make me troll? 😂 it’s legit my name
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You’re one of those weird devil worshipers
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Plus some of your other questions, answered and comments I seen from you
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Ahhh, not believing in a made up book means I’m a troll. Got it bud.
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But you believe in the devil. That makes sense. Lol
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Friend I made the account in 2014 Lmfao it wouldn’t be my name now if I could change it don’t trip.
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You been a troll then and you’re a troll now
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I have seen your shit on here before
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Good
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Then stop denying you’re a troll when you do obviously are
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Do obviously what
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Ugh. You’re a troll and you know it.
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I mean. Based off of this question alone
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Good.
Till I ran out of ammunition!
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+1 yUntil I'm old and gray 😠
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+1 yomg not long... ugh
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+1 yat least 15 mins... lol
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how about you?
+1 yId die instantly
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+1 yNot very long.
10 Reply 2K opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic. Pretty long time.
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+1 yLonger than most lol
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+1 yJust call me Ω Man!
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