Old jokes that you can't use anymore?

[justabuddy]

I once had a friend who was a stand up comedian. He did YouTube skits about his future wife. They went something like this. " dear future wife... please note that if my mother asks.. stir fried eggs are just scrambled eggs". We use to go around immigrating him. But can no longer do so, yes we were all young. What jokes can you no longer do?

[Lliam]

I'm pretty sure these would be inappropriate these days.

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their work boots.

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U. S.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Guy picks teen age girl up at her house. Before they leave, her father says "Be sure to have her home by 10:00."
The guy thinks "Sure, a couple blow jobs, rail her until she walks funny" and then says "Yes sir, I'll be sure to have her home by 10:00."

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.

[Lliam]

Thanks for the MHO, buddy. 😄

[Olivier-628]

look up "al jokes" on YouTube. you can get away with a lot.