Throw them in the stinky garbage disposal because those lemons make it clean and smell nice. Win-Win!
Seriously, I take them knowing that life will throw a ton of sugar at me next. There's always something sweeter coming!
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Squeeze them in people’s eyes👁️👁️🍋 Lol no jk
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See if I can make a drink out of it. Add some sugar, one with honey, one with lime in it and then put it on on front lawn with a cooler of ice. Then wait... for a maximum of 4 hours at least. Then after seeing I get not one customer, take a glass and smash it in someone's yard. They'll look at me angrily and I'd reply "THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT, ASSHOLE? WHY DON'T YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE?" then we probably get in a tussle, my landlord would come out and ask me wtf am I doing, and I explain myself.
I would get a warning from the cops, my landlord to not do that again or I lose my room and arrested. So I'd comply... angry but comply. Next time I get lemons, gonna keep 'em... and throw 'em at fkers who can't drive.
Moan and bitch.
None of that make lemonade crap. I know a guy who did that, bought a load of sugar, made lemonade and now he can't sell it because lemonade in the shops is cheaper anyway. Now he owes for the sugar and is going to lose everything because people told him to make lemonade.Well knowing life, there's a catch & some of the lemons will be poisonous or filled with pathogens. So I'll probably end up dying a brutal death by accident. One that life wanted me to die from since it made the lemons a risk in the first place.
Make lemonade life is not always easy. Everybody knows that make the best of it move on and try and be your happy self whatever that may be doing the things that you love to do and so your lemons are now very sweet and tasty and you’re enjoying life more.
You’re supposed to make lemonade with them because you’re supposed to prove that you’re smarter than lemons by making something sour into something sweet but lemons are also very easy to throw and they make a very satisfying sound when they make contact with an object or another human at high speeds.
You think I'm scared?
Drown my lemony/sour sorrows in food:
1) Lobster with butter and lemon
2) Caesar salad with lemon
3) Backlava
4) Sparkling Cherry Lemonade with a splash of Vodka.
May as well capitalize.
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make lemonade with some and other hold on to for another day
Throw them back (Aim for the stomach) and demand chocolates
Never Falter From The Lord!!! xxoo
Go buy a nice cut of salmon, sauteed in some garlic/mustard/shallots in white wine and lemon juice sauce, serve it with a wild rice pilaf and haricot verts with a St. Supery Sauvignon Blanc.
Find the person responsible and rub his nose in them,
I find treasure maps on the backs of historical documents!!!
Hope lemons give me weight loss Lol
Lemon water, lemonade cake, lemonade meringue but mostly bake sweets!!
throw the lemons back at life when it fucks with you
Make a spiced rum and coke then squeeze some juice in with a nice slice too
Make a whole hell of a lot of lemonade and set up lemonade stands all over
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