What would you do when life gives you lemons?

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TrueConfection · Accepted Answer

Throw them in the stinky garbage disposal because those lemons make it clean and smell nice. Win-Win!

Seriously, I take them knowing that life will throw a ton of sugar at me next. There's always something sweeter coming!

LavLavLuv · Accepted Answer

Squeeze them in people’s eyes👁️👁️🍋 Lol no jk

Sour-rose · Answer

See if I can make a drink out of it. Add some sugar, one with honey, one with lime in it and then put it on on front lawn with a cooler of ice. Then wait... for a maximum of 4 hours at least. Then after seeing I get not one customer, take a glass and smash it in someone's yard. They'll look at me angrily and I'd reply "THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT, ASSHOLE? WHY DON'T YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE?" then we probably get in a tussle, my landlord would come out and ask me wtf am I doing, and I explain myself.

I would get a warning from the cops, my landlord to not do that again or I lose my room and arrested. So I'd comply... angry but comply. Next time I get lemons, gonna keep 'em... and throw 'em at fkers who can't drive.

purplepoppy · Answer

Moan and bitch.

None of that make lemonade crap. I know a guy who did that, bought a load of sugar, made lemonade and now he can't sell it because lemonade in the shops is cheaper anyway. Now he owes for the sugar and is going to lose everything because people told him to make lemonade.

Sonorous · Answer

Well knowing life, there's a catch & some of the lemons will be poisonous or filled with pathogens. So I'll probably end up dying a brutal death by accident. One that life wanted me to die from since it made the lemons a risk in the first place.

Bilboes · Answer

You think I'm scared?

Mangospacho · Answer

You’re supposed to make lemonade with them because you’re supposed to prove that you’re smarter than lemons by making something sour into something sweet but lemons are also very easy to throw and they make a very satisfying sound when they make contact with an object or another human at high speeds.

smilelots · Answer

Make lemonade life is not always easy. Everybody knows that make the best of it move on and try and be your happy self whatever that may be doing the things that you love to do and so your lemons are now very sweet and tasty and you’re enjoying life more.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

Drown my lemony/sour sorrows in food: 1) Lobster with butter and lemon 2) Caesar salad with lemon 3) Backlava 4) Sparkling Cherry Lemonade with a splash of Vodka. May as well capitalize.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Make Lemonade!

Unit1 · Answer

Mojitos

ShesRad80 · Answer

make lemonade with some and other hold on to for another day

Skull_Anon · Answer

Throw them back (Aim for the stomach) and demand chocolates

Paris13 · Answer

Never Falter From The Lord!!! xxoo

loveslongnails · Answer

Go buy a nice cut of salmon, sauteed in some garlic/mustard/shallots in white wine and lemon juice sauce, serve it with a wild rice pilaf and haricot verts with a St. Supery Sauvignon Blanc.

exitseven · Answer

Find the person responsible and rub his nose in them,

Miristheiss · Answer

I find treasure maps on the backs of historical documents!!!

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Hope lemons give me weight loss Lol

Kkoalalita · Answer

Lemon water, lemonade cake, lemonade meringue but mostly bake sweets!!

Batsy01010101 · Answer

throw the lemons back at life when it fucks with you

CubaPirate · Answer

Make a spiced rum and coke then squeeze some juice in with a nice slice too

negrl4a69 · Answer

Make a whole hell of a lot of lemonade and set up lemonade stands all over

Lowiu · Answer

Eat them I like lemons

Simslover92 · Answer

Make vodka lemonade 😋

iron_ninjs · Answer

Juggle them until they fall down.

ta-ra · Answer

Squirt it in their eyes 👀 😂

artgorgeous · Answer

As usual. Juice.

lilBigPotato · Answer

Squeeze the most out of it

ProbablyClueless · Answer

I make life take the lemons back!

Sparkie460 · Answer

I'd take them and make lemon meringue pies

Iron_Man · Answer

Fight hard keep moving forward

dolemite58 · Answer

make beef stew

elizamichale1 · Answer

Squeeze them lol

Sunnybeach123 · Answer

Squeeze them.

BLP11520 · Answer

Make lemonade

azgınteke · Answer

tequila.

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

DRUGS

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