I remember a bunch of them although most of them are quite surreal and bizarre.
One of my favorites involved being in a post-apocalyptic earth where aliens had taken over. The aliens moved very slowly like zombies but one of the main things that made them so dangerous is that they were completely immune to conventional weaponry with their thick hides and technology. Bullets would bounce off of them, with explosives they'd just walk out of the fire unscathed, it was just extremely difficult to hurt them.
My wife and I were part of a resistance group and among the last human survivors remaining. We had to eat beef jerky all the time to survive but we didn't mind since we love beef jerky, although my wife really missed sweets so I ended up trying to find some on our raids for supplies and occasionally found some here and there.
In the process, I was working on researching and developing a new prototype weapon that I thought could defeat the aliens. It looked like a handgun and I made it black with red stripes and a logo of Raijin (thunder god) since I thought that looked rad [*].
[*] I used to have a Raijin lighter when I was younger like this:
[*] I ended up giving it to a very nice elderly woman in exchange for a ticket ride back home after I ended up getting pickpocketed. She kept insisting on buying me a ticket home so I gave her that lighter in exchange.
Anyway, I designed a very similar logo to my former lighter on my prototype gun and it was ready to test after months of working on it. So I went outside and wanted to test it on one of the zombie aliens, but then my wife said she wanted to shoot it.
Wife: "Let me! Let me!"
Me: "No, it's dangerous and I developed the gun. I should test it and you should stand back."
Wife: "But I want to shoot it! Don't you love me? [pouty face]"
Me: [Sigh] Okay, but be very careful with it! It packs a real punch!
Wife: "Yay!"Then she completely missed and blew up our truck.
Me: "Okay, that's enough! I should shoot it now!"
Wife: "No, let me try again!"
Me: "[Sigh] Okay, but aim carefully! Don't shoot until you're sure."
Wife: "Okay! [Shoots the gun immediately]"After that she missed and blew up our power supply station! We needed that energy for our fortified defenses!
Me: "OMG! Get back inside! We have to defend our base!"
Then the aliens started pouring into our base and we were at our last wits. Yet my prototype gun actually worked to kill them (I used it and shot it now).
Wife: "Can I shoot the aliens too?"
Me: "Not now!"
Wife: "Pretty please? Don't you love me? I'm your wife!"
Me: "[Sigh] Okay, but make each shot count!After that my wife missed and blew up the entrance into our base, causing it to collapse and trapping us inside with the aliens.
Wife: "Whoops!"
Me: "Oh geez, we're dead now."
Wife: "Sorry about that."
Me: "It's okay. I really loved our life together!"
Wife: "Me too! I especially liked the cookies you got for me."Then we died.
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I remember some of them, but only bits and pieces of each dream in most cases.
Most of my dreams are nightmares, I can't remember the last good dream.
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I do remember around 6000 of them... wrote around half of them
but I could not pick the best...Nope, very rarely do I remember, but they are not the kind of dreams anyone would want to remember.
the one where the world ended and I flew up in the sky and saw a sun circling the sun
Rarely.. I do wake up hard sometimes so I know I had an interesting one. But I can never remember the details.
I do, mostly the funny ones
try not too
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