Who would your Hollywood wife be?

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Who could you see yourself married to? Compatible with? Fantasy football-style.

abc3643 · Accepted Answer

This is a good question and I am not sure.

The reason I am not sure is that, by my age, personality becomes really important. Not just hers but mine... and _I_ satisfy what she is looking for.

Part of me thinks Diane Lane. To me, Diane Lane has always been classy, but I am not sure really of the kind of woman she is.

So many women have certain ideals of what they are looking for in a man and also what they are looking for in the bedroom - their kinks and stuff. I know I probably wouldn't fit the bill for the majority of women even when I was young and decent looking.

Now, at my age, I wouldn't even get remarried if I was single again.

But, back to your question, I'd be interested in someone who is classy, but also a bit homespun. I am not looking for a "trad wife" - absolutely not. But, I am not into drama, gossip, knick-knacks, and a lot of bullshit that many outgoing females (and they don't have to be outgoing either) want.

Jennifer Lawrence seems to have her shit together. Like her, I'd want a woman who is smart and smart with her money. One who can identify bullshit or not. Many people, especially young people, can't do that very well.

I guess I really can't answer this question because I can't think of a single one who'd meet our (not just mine) criteria.

Drewtate · Accepted Answer

Most of the ones that I could see being wife material are all taken or older. There's a reason celebrity marriages last no time. I think I'd be compatible with celebrity women like Marla Sokoloff, Amy Davidson Lacey Chabert. Women who left the lime light to start families and be wives.

BCA6010 · Answer

I seriously doubt that I would get along with anyone who is immersed in the Hollywood bubble well enough for an intimate relationship of any kind let alone marriage.

Friendlybro79 · Answer

Someone ten years older Jennifer Aniston

Someone my age Jennifer Love Hewitt

Someone ten years younger than me Jennifer Lawrence

Someone 20+ years younger Jennifer Ortega (she's so cute lol)

And wtf all Jennifers. Weird I didn't ever think about this before.

HighValue · Answer

I am not compatible with Hollywood people morally.

For looks and voice though, I'd go with one of the actresses that played in that Person of Interest TV series, either Sameen Shaw, or Root (Samantha Groves). Their looks and voices are awesome.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Eva Green. I don't know if she counts as "Hollywood", but she's worked in Hollywood and I don't really have any Hollywood celebrities that I really like

If we're talking about celebrities in general, then Saman Ansari

BetaBucks · Answer

I'm not compatible with rich, celebrity types. They live on a different planet than I do.

I just Google "hot young actresses" and I'll pick Nicola Peltz. If I'm going to be married to a weirdo, she might as well be hot.

Anonymous · Answer

you're gonna hate me but I have to say Lindsey Stirling. She's the only one I can think of that's my same religion, so in theory, would be living a similar lifestyle as me. In a world where that stuff didn't matter, I'd have to pick a pre-meltdown Amanda Bynes. We would have had so much fun... or this crazy hot violinist that I know. ;)

AviatorTom · Answer

Oh, I would never embarrass her by revealing our possible relationship in public. 🙊🙉🙈

Oncewildtwiceburned · Answer

Good acting, much better than most Hollywood actresses.

Grond21 · Answer

There are some I find physically attractive but I can't think of any of it I know well enough to be able to say in terms of character. Plus my girlfriend is awesome so I don't need someone else

Anpu23 · Answer

My Hollywood wife is my current wife. I am happy with where I am and fame or fortune will not change that.

sawno · Answer

I don't know, I tend to dislike celerity personalities.

BadApple69 · Answer

Lucy Liu or Maggie Q. Always had the hots for them.

Wiredone · Answer

I could never marry someone in Hollywood lifestyle.

dean53AU · Answer

Emma Roberts, Michelle Trachtenberg or  Aubrey Plaza

elaphe · Answer

Hmm, I've been digging Hailee Steinfeld lately!

Anonymous · Answer

Wonder Woman :P

Anonymous · Answer

Julianne Moore I think she's gorgeous And Jennifer Connolly

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

Tom Hanks, but platonic please.

MikeTheBartender · Answer

Renata Notni ❤️

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Drew Barrymore

DrPepper12 · Answer

Mila Kunis in "Bad Moms"

Anonymous · Answer

Carrie Underwood or Cheryl Ladd

LiamJHayden · Answer

None. I would not put up with the drama.

Dongie · Answer

I guess none. I wouldn't mesh with them.

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Any buxom broad between 20 and 48 !!!

nawtee_me · Answer

Hermione Granger or Cruella DeVille

Tstrbrainer · Answer

Umm Rachel.  She's a violinist 😉

Avicenna · Answer

Natalie Portman

Maybeyoutoo · Answer

Supergirl

Jpie555 · Answer

Scarlet Johansson… beautiful & great tits!!!😛

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