What's the best and/or funniest insult you've ever heard a fictional character say to another character?

[EzraIsShy76028]

For me, I don't remember what specific movie or TV show, but the interaction went something like this: this was a fictional fantasy world where many different species existed, one of the characters was a human and the other was a demon, both male if it matters, and both of them were making small talk, and the human noticed the demon had gigantic wings, and so the conversation went something like:

Human: These are some pretty big wings ya got there huh?

Demon: Yup... so I've been told.

Human: Can you actually fly with those wings?

Demon: WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN, THAT THESE ARE JUST FOR DECORATION? Shit, sometimes I even wish I could get rid of these things because it gives my opponents something extra to grab!

And to me it was just hilarious because the human asked this really stupid question with legitimate non-ironic curiosity; and then the demon completely shut him down without even insulting him directly, just simply pointing out the obvious. LOL!

[DryGermanGuy]

From Grumpier Old Men:

"You couldn't catch crabs from a ten dollar hooker." (Max Goldman)
"How is your sister, by the way?" (John Gustafson Jr.)

[EzraIsShy76028]

Damn, lol. That's the type of insult to make someone die inside. "Yo mama" or "yo sister" or jokes like that in general usually aren't all that original, but it's the delivery and set up of the joke you told that sells it!

[strateguy632]

Harry potter replied to criticism, "from you?" Like you are just as bad. Nice!

[EzraIsShy76028]

LOL. Short and sweet, yet effective. And of course, an example from Harry Potter, it being as influential and amazing as it is.

Sometimes those short and sweet insults are the ones that make people the angriest.

There's this other one similar to that, can't remember from where, but character 1 was acting ridiculous, character 2 called them out, character 1 said "are you implying that I'm retarded?" And character 2 just said "oh I wasn't implying." Like oof... they were calling you stupid all the way from the beginning of the conversation but you just didn't realize it right away.