If you were one of the characters from The Wiz about to be dismembered by Evillene’s slaves, who would you rather be?

If you were one of the characters from The Wiz about to be dismembered by Evillene’s slaves, who would you rather be?
The Scarecrow—cut in half by a power saw.
Tin Man—flattened by a steam press.
The Lion—hung from the rafters by his tail.
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
If you were one of the characters from The Wiz about to be dismembered by Evillene’s slaves, who would you rather be?
Post Opinion