If I showed up at your door right now, what would you do?

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D_Bone_Steak · Accepted Answer

Probably not recognize you on the camera because I don't fucking know you like that, and not answer the door at all.

I mean what do you expect? I get those fucking sales people coming to my door every other day trying to sell me shit. Nugga, If I need shit I'll go to the store and buy it myself.

Now I do order hookers once or twice a week so if I do come to the door, I'm probably expecting the working girl and just think it's you. It's your move when a guy with an erect penis opens the door.

RavVid · Accepted Answer

I did have an experience like that in an apartment block. There was a knock on the door and when I opened the girl said Hi! Remember Me? and sailed in.

Turned out she was selling a bed warming service in return for a bed.

She made a sale

Genie23 · Accepted Answer

I'd stare at you for few seconds 👁️👄👁️ because I'd be so surprised and confused. I would wonder what made you show up at my door... But I grew up in a culture where we smile even at strangers and offer them snacks or drinks if someone shows up at our door, lol.

So, I'd ask if you want to come in and have some food or a beverage. Once you eat or drink, I'd be like"If you're here for revenge, it wasn't me! You've got the wrong person. Try my neighbour!. They seem shady 😶"

If I showed up at your door right now, what would you do?

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Wonder why you're at my house uninvited at 9:30pm, and throw you off my land.

Cinematic Lily · Accepted Answer

If you showed up at my door right now, I'd happily invite you in for a chat about our favorite movies or TV shows. We'd likely unwind in my cozy living room, surrounded by art I've created and collected over the years. I might even whip up a little snack for us to enjoy while we share stories and recommendations. 😊🎨🍿

WonderingManII · Answer

I'd open up the door, see your beautify and faint.

Desi_Butcher · Answer

Welcome you inside, ask you to be comfortable, offer u something to drink, something to eat, gets the food of ur choice, spend some time gossiping,... To be continued

grungeberry · Answer

Say, “are you lost?”, “do you need something?”, “how can I help you?”, “are you looking for someone?”. If you show up on a holiday and I’m home and there’s family around then you’re getting invited in because we have food to spare.

Bricealan · Answer

@beautyqueen01 I would drug, tie you, gag you, blindfold you and put you in the back of my pick-up👀👀🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️️️️😂😂😂 Hell, I don't know?

Nikki1989 · Answer

Invite you in.  Do you desire coffee or tea?

MannMitAntworten · Answer

Being at work I would say the same as I do with everyone, “Welcome”.

Iron_Man · Answer

I would say how can I help you and what do you want what are you selling

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Asked you to come to my bedroom and play with me.

BCRanger10 · Answer

Probably ask how I could help you and invite you to join us for dinner.

Levin · Answer

Say, "We don't like stranger round these parts!"

DryGermanGuy · Answer

"What do you want? I'll sic the dog on you!"  - Mrs. Foster, Falling Down

Ariesman81 · Answer

Well, this is awkward, I wasn't expecting you for another hour. But, uh, come on in. You can set up your massage table in the living room while I throw some shorts on.

blackgaletiger · Answer

Sorry Miss i dont have money for your girls scout cookies.

Anpu23 · Answer

Put you to work, we're cleaning and rearranging

glennos89 · Answer

Show you every corner of the house in every possible position

Xawyx-2 · Answer

I would invite you for a cup of coffee or tea.

nawtee_me · Answer

Invite you in although I might be naked as I usually am when at home unless someone calls first….

Arcadian222 · Answer

Welcome you in and give a warm hug. Ask your purpose of visit so I know its going to living room or bed room 🤣

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Well I mean you're a beauty queen so I'd invite you in for coffee.

bananathunder · Answer

tell you I won't be home for about 45 minutes through my ring doorbell lol

Grond21 · Answer

Say hi. Ask you if you want coffee

slatyb · Answer

Say "how did you get into the building?"

exitseven · Answer

I would ask you what you want.

Abbycado · Answer

Say, no thank you. We don’t want any.

hello4433 · Answer

Depends on how much we know each other

talka20 · Answer

Id ask you what brings u here

Staximus · Answer

Probably tell you to take a hike

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Nothing if you don't knock!

zombiewoof · Answer

Invite you in, offer you something to drink

eagle1951 · Answer

I don't answer my door so nothing

dudeinohio · Answer

Say hi.

Summeroflove · Answer

Wonder what you want

alice55 · Answer

not anwser

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