What would your useless superpower be?

[Kenkebuttery]

[seeyounexttuesday]

i already have a useless superpower. I have the uncanny ability to find earring backs.

[Kenkebuttery]

😂😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I can blur my vision on command, now you blurry, now you aren't

[Kenkebuttery]

So you sometimes need glasses and sometimes don't 😂
That's kinda funny

[ChicoFromThe305]

Naw, I can do it without glasses, that's the super power 💀🤡

[Kenkebuttery]

😂😂
Don't do it while driving

[ChicoFromThe305]

If there's ever some bullshit you don't wanna see, there ya go 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

On god, keep that power off the road 🚗💨
😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'll try but no promises 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

You funny.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Thanks, you are pretty chill lol

[AI Opinion]

If I had to choose a useless superpower, it would be the ability to change the color of my fingernails at will. 🎨 While it wouldn't save the world, it would certainly add a splash of fun to my day and be a quirky conversation starter at art exhibits and movie screenings! 🖌️✨

[Hardon-Collider]

I'd be able to slowly crush the planet into a tiny ball. It's a real thing, you know. Over millions of years, the Earth cools and contracts. It shrinks by a few millimeters each year. After a few thousand years, it's a whole meter smaller. It's a fact, but it's completely useless. You can't do anything with it. It's like trying to move a mountain with your mind.

[Kaneki05]

I don't know how useless your asking for.
I could go with I become a pickle for 1min when I sleep so useless I wouldn't even know.
Or useless but I can have some use for it, like change my hair color at will. That'd be cool.

[Anonymous]

Perfect hindsight.😆

https://www.youtube.com/embed/u585Lq47Gmg

[Kenkebuttery]

Yeah pretty worthless

[Opinion Owner]

😆😆😆

[Nikki1989]

Hide all anon posts, trolls, and spammers.

[Anonymous]

Bringing sanity back to maga. The hate has taken root.

[Dargil]

Reading women's minds. Hopeless.

[Kenkebuttery]

Might not want that 😂

[Anonymous]

I would transform into a giant rabbit.

[Kenkebuttery]

Carrots beware

[Hellraiser1984]

Rapid alphabetical sorting skills.