If you could have one superpower, but it had to be utterly useless, what would it be?

[Miah04]

[aceleon]

useless? it is hard for me to think a useless superpower since i can make literally everything usefull depanding on situations.

i guess i would want the ability to turn into a harmless animal (since you said it needs to be useless) or having the ability to create flames even if they are not even hot

but again i can still make them useful, so i kinda dare you to find me an ability that i can't make it useful.

[Miah04]

You can travel back in time, but can only go a millisecond backwards

[aceleon]

use it countlessly until you reach the time you want since you didn't mention limitations
also you can't technically can't go milisecond back the time that would consume to go back would cover more than a millisecond which means you would actually have no power again means you broked your rule, you said we would have a power but it won't be usefull in this case there is no power, try again, (suggestion, don't use time based ones they are a double edged sword for both of us)

[Miah04]

Naw. It is still going back in time. And it is such a small time frame it would fail everytime you used it but whatever

[aceleon]

failing every time is not having a power you only said useless you didn't said un useable lol

[RebelinSteel]

The ability to become even more thick n stupid at the click of my fingers. I had thought about finger click dishes washed but that would be really useful. You can instantly materialise T shirts but you can only do it when the temperature drops below -5c (23f).

[Miah04]

😂😂

[CozyCoffin]

You can instantly materialise T shirts but you can only do it when the temperature drops below -5c (23f)
Are you able to keep those t-shirts? If so, it's not useless, you just gave yourself unlimited income.

[RebelinSteel]

@CozyCoffin oh you missed the small print and the T shirts last 8 hours before disintegration.

[CozyCoffin]

My eyesight must be getting worse, and to think I just got glasses.

[Sour-rose]

When i touch someone, they feel high as hell. Why? I don't know... they just feel super on cloud 9. But if I touch anyone, it's for a second. So it's laaaaame

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

That sounds incredibly useful though!

[Jennz6]

@sour-rose touch me hun

[Miah04]

Lol.

[mandyfire98]

Everytime I laugh I get static shocked.

[Wiredone]

Do you like that feeling? I'd imagine you would get shocked quite a bit. We'd have to start calling you sparkie

[mandyfire98]

No I hate being shocked with a passion.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What a wonderful superpower, I’ll shock you.

[Wiredone]

@mandyfire98 it's not bad. It's invigorating. It let's you know that you're still alive

[ohsheeT]

Miah so what you're saying is that we can have a superpower but we have to be a cow too.. oh my gosh. why do we have to have a useless utter . .

I guess just a fast grass heater I'm not sure

this question is just too hard for me to answer LOL

[Miah04]

😂😂

[ohsheeT]

lol but it was a good question though

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I can't really think of any new ability we possess being entirely useless. Yet one I would love to have that might be mostly useless is to be able to speak and understand Old Norse with perfect fluency.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hZAwi6Asyks

[aceleon]

not useless, you can flaunt it to your friends and other people.

[AManOnTheWeb]

I'd like to be able to do that folded tongue whistle with my fingers.

Folded tongue whistle

I've watched videos and made a fool of myself for hours in the mirror with lots of spit and no loud tongue whistle. I can do a normal whistle though, so maybe I should accept my whistling mediocrity...

[WhiteSteve]

Spaghetti Fingers, DUH

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZVvoAmld220

[Miah04]

😂😂that's horrible

[WhiteSteve]

🫳🏻💥🍝🍝🍝🙆🏾‍♀️🍝🍝🍝

Enjoy your spaghetti, you’re very closed-minded

[Miah04]

😂no i just don't want fingers like Spaghetti

[WhiteSteve]

You still get to have regular fingers, sillypants, you just have the ability to fire cooked spaghetti OUT of them

[Miah04]

Oh lol 😂

[WhiteSteve]

Probably didn’t even listen to my clip😒😜

[Miah04]

I didn't 😂 I'm usually somewhere that i gotta keep my phone silent

[WhiteSteve]

I figured, it’s all good😝

[Joshydavid25]

I'll take... He Superpower... Of Friendship!!

[Miah04]

That's not useless

[Joshydavid25]

LOL.. Depends.. Alright dammit.. A superpower to turn into a piece of a floor.. Or something..

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Every time I sneeze a single spaghetto strand will jump out of a spaghetti box somewhere in the world.

[Anonymous]

Sounds silly but the more a man can ejaculate the more pleasurable sex is, so super ejaculation.

[Wiredone]

It seems like any super power would be useful in one way or another when you actually think about it.

[Miah04]

No. 😡

[mrkdvsn]

Something that would be useless insofar as helping other people, would be my desired ability to travel back to any time in the past, in a strictly "observational" way. In other words: I would not be going back physically

[Kaneki05]

I feel like any super power is useful though. Because there has to be someway to use it.

[TheSpaceGnome]

No power is useless if you're clever enough.

[Zestyassmf1997]

Once a day I can summon a hot dog with ketchup. Or is that too useful?

[swettannie]

i can make my clothes even more cute just by wanting it !

[Wallythewalrus2]

That I can piss through my pointer finger.

[Miah04]

Eww🤮😂

[Charliefretz329]

That would be super useful though

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Charliefretz329 That’s what I’m saying! Wouldn’t that be handy? No pun intended! I would think @miah04 being a woman, would jump all over it!

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Charliefretz329 oh, I see what you’re getting at. It’s not consistent with the question, because it isn’t “utterly useless”.

[Charliefretz329]

Very useful on road trips

[Miah04]

@Charliefretz329 both of you time out for being gross

[CozyCoffin]

@Charliefretz329
That's like the aliens in Scary Movie 3

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣 yep

[CozyCoffin]

When I have any expulsion from my body - burp, fart, urine, defecation and ejaculation, it smells like flowers.

[TheSpider]

The ability to make the perfect breakfast omelet.

[Miah04]

That's pretty useful

[TheSpider]

Thanks. I do do a pretty good omelet anyway.

[sirderpsalot123]

It wouldn't be super then, would it?

[Miah04]

😡do not ruin my question with derp logic

[sirderpsalot123]

Too late lol

[Miah04]

😤😤

[Dishwasherowner]

The ability to talk to squirrels

[Miah04]

Yeah useless but entertaining

[Fuentes]

No such thing as useless

[Miah04]

I don't know like that one superpower group i saw on teen titan go. He could turn in to a puddle of water. That's pretty useless

[Fuentes]

Lol nit when u rob a bank and need a get away from. the cops

[Miah04]

Good point

[Drumlin2001]

The ability to make the perfect cheese

[Anonymous]

The ability to turn women into stone

[Charliefretz329]

Lack of a sex drive

[Miah04]

Haha charlie can't get it up

[Charliefretz329]

If I only didn’t care lol