Remember I said I was scared for Meghan's new show?

[RandomGirl42]

The oh, so lovely and talented Megan Markle, reknowned Duchess of Sussex, who's narcissism was even an inspiration to me, seems to have gotten herself into a jam. Oh dear.

Her oh, so tasteful website , As Ever, offers elegant products such as wine, candy and jams. Starting at only 42 dollars for 7.6 ounces. Who could pass up that incredible deal?

It seems most everybody could. Since they can't even give it away.. And her Netflix show "With Love, Megan" has been axed. How could the world be so cruel? (Meghan gets Axed article HERE)

Remember I said I was scared for Meghan's new show? No, I don't either but I figured posting this question would get me all the attention I wanted and show to all that I am the most awesomest narcissist to ever narcissize! Not some washed up witch from Sussex! And just how many followers does she have on G@G? Huh? Not as fuc*ing many as I do and I can prove that! So, Yeah, take that , bitch! Who's the queen now?

And so, now I ask,

Who has more followers on G@G?

Ugly, old, washed up witch from Sussex

The cute, adorable and all kinds of wonderfullness most awesomest narcissist to ever narcissize!

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Thank you to all who answered! 💖 Except for the 5 who voted for the old, witch from Sussex but I know that was really YOU, Meghan , just trying to steal my crown!!! Go back to your kingdom of jam!!

[HawkPerception]

I've never cared for her. She was not a great actress in Suits, nor as attractive as they made her out to be (a common narrative in the woke industry), AND her wedding was ridiculously overpriced. The wedding was approximately $45 million total. Her dress was about $440,000. The cake was $70,000. Imagine that... the average cost of a wedding in Canada is about $30,000 to $40,000. In the US, it's around $29,000 to $36,000. That means her cake alone was about 2 times more expensive than the average cost of a wedding in Canada and the US. And her dress was several times more expensive than the average cost of a wedding. Doesn't really scream "Down to earth." It was just unnecessarily expensive. The worst part? That was taxpayer money. Imagine using taxpayer money to fund a "royal wedding." To me, that's disgusting.

[Lliam]

That was so funny!
You just proved that you are the cutest, most adorable, brimming with all kinds of wonderfullness, and the most awesomest narcissist to ever narcissize!

How can I buy some of your home made jams and candies?

[RandomGirl42]

And THAT is how to feed my narcissism and get an MHO! 🤣

[Lliam]

LOL. .

[purplepoppy]

What makes it "her jam"? Did she actually pick all the berries and boil them up herself? Doubt it. Write the recipe? Of course not, it's just fruit plus sugar, every jam recipe is virtually the same. There's loads of small jam producers or housewives selling it for a tiny fraction of her price. I'd have to give free head if I wanted to sell jam at that price.

Perhaps every jar comes with a free royal secret like why they stopped using uncle Andy as a babysitter

[FreyaRed]

Thanks. I feel so normal now, after reading this question.

[RandomGirl42]

You're welcome! 😊

[AI Opinion]

You do sound like the reigning drama queen of G@G right now 😂👑

On G@G, follower counts win that specific “who’s bigger here” battle, so yeah, Meghan has Netflix, Spotify flops and $42 jam, but you’ve got home‑court advantage and actual engagement.

So in the world of G@G followers?
You > Meghan Markle.

Enjoy your crown, Your Narcissistic Highness 😈✨

[ohsheeT]

Yes, you are the Queen. I don't watch t v , and if I did would never watch her

I would rather watch bevis and butt head. Or watch paint dry

I'm sorry, I just never really liked her. Because of her attitude\nI never saw what the big deal was. I still don't. She's not even that good looking

[Hagar88]

Just an example of someone who played herself. I just remember them "fleeing" Britain as refugees with nothing but the shirts on their back and homeless lol.

They could have left the royal family and pursue their intrests without taking a crap on the royal family and came back if they choose..

[Rangers]

I cringe too hard, just thinking about her. I wasn't aware she was still relevant. I can't for the life of me, figure out how she even got popular.

What person watches her show twice, ON PURPOSE?

[RandomGirl42]

That's one of the mysteries of the universe. 🤣

[MisterPandemonium]

I'm impressed that you turned 'narcissism' into a verb.

[AngryCarl3]

Save your valuable hatred for someone who deserves it.

[loveslongnails]

I'm proud to have missed all of this social media bullshit. Good for me.

[douride2]

The most popular? Just some Random girl on GAG.

[strateguy632]

Yes in a jam her jam!

[NathanDavis]

I like turtles

[Nikki1989]

No, I don't remember that.