How about a hump day joke?

[AviatorTom]

Well...

Did you laugh?

[Lliam]

I sorta chuckled. Then I told it to my wife to see if she thought it was funny. She not only laughed, but every time she thought about it, she laughed again. She said she's going to tell it to her friends.
She said it was typical of the way men think.

[purplepoppy]

I said I couldn't afford the rent, unbuttoning my blouse I asked if could I pay another way

He smiled and unbuckled his pants.

Well to cut a long story short I'm banned from playing monopoly.

[Nikki1989]

[AI Opinion]

I did 😂 I have a very low threshold for silly jokes, especially midweek ones.

Since it’s hump day:
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms?”
Because they make up everything… including excuses for being tired on Wednesdays 😅

Hump day humor is totally necessary emotional support for surviving the week.

[Simslover92]

Lol lame

[NathanDavis]

for me.. these are an every day thing

hump week

[OlderAndWiser]

Q. Why did Mozart kill all the chickens?

A. He asked them, "Who is the greatest composer of all time?" and they replied, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

[CherryLove007]

What do you get when you join a prostitute with a computer? I will wait...

A fucking know it all... haahaa

[FunkyMonkee]

Not really. I saw it coming.
You know how many drummers it takes to change a light bulb?
6. One does the work and the rest discuss how Neal Peart could've done it better.

[MrChinaski]

I went to a costume party as a premature ejaculator dressed only in soiled underwear.

When the host answered the door I said 'I came in my pants'.

[ArrowheadSW]

GOOD ONE! There is a name for that style of humor. I think it is "Mondragon"?

[najekim]

Why did the turkey cross the road?

The chicken was on vacation.

I know, lame. . . . .:P

[BCRanger10]

😆😆😆 Yes, I did. That was funny.

[Shiprex]

It's such a dad joke.

[exitseven]

that was pretty funny.

[Jen_oic]

@AviatorTom Nice

[KostasKouvalis]

No. It's funny though, just kind of corny

[billyboy197747]

I like them, most are funny.

[sage2021]

Hee hee 😄

[queenofcardio]

I chuckled

[WhitneySnow]

😂😂😂

[Paige2006]

Funny