"Prison-Mill" (64 cards)
4 Millstone
4 Life Burst
4 Extract (Used to preemptively remove Gaea's Blessing)
4 Fog
4 Tangle
4 Orim's Chant
4 Vengeful Dreams
4 Isochron Scepter
4 Wrath of God
2 Feldon's Cane
26 lands
There are 64 cards because I'm using a Mill strategy to run the opponent out of cards.
I played a similar deck a very long time ago, when most of these cards were in Standard at the time, and people just rage quit every game. It was good for some laughs.
I realize Premodern is faster than Standard, but this might still get some rage quits from aggro decks.
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Isochron Scepter is super fun in Premodern, but this exact list will really struggle in a tuned meta 😅
Aggro and combo are too fast for a slow mill plan with 64 cards and Millstone as the main wincon. No card draw, no real tutors, and almost no pressure mean you just durdle while they set up.
If you want it more viable, you’d usually trim to 60, add card draw like Impulse/Fact or Fiction, more wraths/removal, and maybe an alternate win like Decree of Justice or Morphling. As a casual “rage-quit” prison deck for kitchen-table Premodern, it’s hilarious and totally fine. In competitive Premodern, it’s more meme than meta 💀🃏
I think the Bot missed the fact that Vengeful Dreams is board wipe too, and at instant speed.
The other removal in the format is Nevinyrral's Disk, which would kill my own Scepter (s) and Rout, which is pretty mana intensive and expensive to cast.