Is Your Cat An A**hole? Because Mine Is

[Anonymous]

Most cat owners can agree that cats are usually pretty sweet, but they also admit that their cats are major assholes some times. I happen to be going through that right now with the kitten of the house. I love her to pieces, but she's a total jerk, and I'm pretty sure that she knows that.

Meet Cocoa, the evil little ball of fur that terrorizes me as much as she loves me.

Aweeee, but Lexy, how could something so CUTE be an evil monster? Well, this thing may be small and adorable, but she's 100% packed with pure hatred and violence. She does so much evil!

From trying to eat me alive

to trying to devour my camera.

She's bad I tell you, bad! Don't believe me yet? How about the time when she...

Tried to take my food away

Or hid behind my drink so that she could attack my hand if I tried to take away her treasured bottle.

How are you still a non-believer after all of that evidence?! Fine, I didn't want to bring this one up, because it's the most evil thing of all.....

She stole my spot in bed and was too adorable for me to move her. So evil!

All in all, she's an adorable little baby, but she is actually pretty mean. Don't you dare touch her while she's playing, because you may lose a finger. We love her anyway. <3

Do you have any cute pictures of your own pets, cat or not cat, to share? Post them in the opinions, I'd love to see it!

[WhiteSteve]

This is my little homey Friday, aka Young Mustache, aka Fuzzy Dunlop, aka Cheese Hefner, and when he's being an asshole (roughly 40% of the time), aka Dickface Joe. He's 16 and I've had him since I was in college and he was the size of your cat. Best buds😎😼
https://i63.tinypic.com/9gbrxv.jpg

In his older age he's gotten to be a HUGE asshole. He thinks I hung the moon and the stars in the sky, but he doesn't really like anyone else, human or animal. He and my girlfriend tolerate each other but have a pretty contentious rivalry, haha. The last year or so, he's decided that he doesn't like us sleeping in the same bed, so every night around 2 or 3, he screams in my ear and wakes me up until I move downstairs to the living room couch. That got old real quick, haha. And then 7:30 is when he decides I should be up, so he yells in my ear again😾🙄 And when it's time to eat, I'm fighting him away, like he wants to stand on my plate, haha. I was young and irresponsible when I got him, so he has a lot of bad habits😅 But it's also a bonding moment for us when I share some chicken or whatever with him, so it's all good. And then he has the classic cat attitude where he won't come when you call him, but he'll demand attention on his terms. But that's actually one of the things i respect about cats, I like that they aren't like dogs and just just super stoked to see literally anyone at any time. I dig the aloofness, haha.

https://youtu.be/KJFp272w9u8

[myTake Owner]

Thanks for sharing this, your cat sounds like an awesome little jerk xD

[RainbowFanGirl]

Cute kitty :)

Nah lol my cat is a fatass all he does is eat and lay around all day.

[myTake Owner]

Lucky! This little one is so energetic. I've been woken up on more than one occasion by her pouncing on my sleeping face.

[Bvroon]

I have been a cat lover for quite some time, and like you I have found that kittens can be a handful, however I get the impression that your kitten is just that a kitten, and much like kids, they too like to play (sometimes a little to rough) and they also tend to get into mischief, it is really all part of their nature, cats, be them extra small (kittens), small (domesticated) medium (mid sized wild cats) to big cats (lions, tigers and be... ahem well never mind) are all predators, so there is a very definite part of them that is hardwired to hunt, stalk, and pounce. As it happens these sorts of skills are honed through playing, as they grow and they have a better sense of their capabilities, they will settle down some and will begin to display some of their true personalities. So my friend Lexy, try and cut the little tyke some slack, it will all come out in the wash so to speak. ;-) In the mean time try to enjoy this time with the kitten, it will go by quicker than you might think. ;-)

[myTake Owner]

This post was actually a satire. I love the kitten, and I purposefully showed cute pictures as a contrast to what I was saying. I know that she needs to play, and I make sure she gets play time often :)

[Bvroon]

Ah, well in that case well played. :-) Enjoy your kitten time.

[Tanuron]

We have too many cats. I Thought I would just be real an honest about it. So named them all after the Lords of hell from Diablo.

Duriel - Lord of Pain ( Fitting cause he will bite you)
Mephisto - Lord of Hatred ( Yup, he hates everything)
Baal. Lord Of Destruction ( Yeah he destroys everything, cups and what not)
Diablo - Lord of Terror (Fits him so well, he terrorizes you)

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

i love their names

[Tanuron]

@SweetHomicidalQueen Me too, lol

[myTake Owner]

That is perfect.

[Paris13]

How Absolutely ADORABLE, @lexythelou22 !!
I have Raised kitties, Cats most of my life and some have Given me Strife, were Hellish, Rebellious and Just... Not your Typical Cat in the Get in that Hat sort of Cat.
However, kittens go Through that Playful "Kitten Stage" as they are Growing and just Enjoying Life to its Fullest, even if Filling you with some Annoyance.
However, you show her Who is the Boss and with a Good Teacher, full of Patience and Understanding, you will be proud that you will be able to Brag about your Little No Misfit that you have Worked hard to raise With... Love.
Good luck and Wonderful My take. xx

[Paris13]

Thank you, @lexythelou2 for the Like and Happy July4th to you and your Pretty kitty. xx

[Paris13]

@lexythelou22

[kat_gran]

Haha you know...
I HAVE THE SAME EXACT ISSUE!!! hahah

We jusssttt got a new kitten (from the streets) and while it is CLEAR that she is inlove with our house/her new home, it is also sooo clear she is a street kitten! haha she is ALWAYS attacking my leg, and she is always biting me or coming after my foot when I'm the kitchen haha she is soo cute and adorable but such an evil little monster! haha

she runs after the big cat, who doesn't like her yet :p and when I am trying to give her love (the little kitten), she purss with happiness but then goes and bites me hahah then I think... YOU REALLY ARE A MEAN KITTEN!! do you know that? It is soo clear she is a street cat haha

super cute and adorable nonetheless and looks exactly like yours!! haha maybe its the type of cat :p lol
Gotta love em anyway <3

[fueledbythc]

I love kittens and cats. Reminds me of when I got my cats when they were little kittens. They are brothers, the two youngest from a litter of 5. Never separated from birth too. They love yet have the biggest rivalry. They are 11 now and at this age, my family isn't home as much and they get lonely. They are too old to go outside as we live near a forest too. They fight for any attention from my family. It's actually pretty cute.

[myTake Owner]

That sounds adorable! We have three adult outside cats who all came from the same place. They just started to let me touch them last week, and since then they climb onto my lap and try to push the ones already on my lap down the stairs to make room on my lap. It's so funny to watch them shove each other and slide under the others' bellies just to be the one who gets to sit on me.

[Anonymous]

OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG <3 *melts into a puddle* !!
i dont have kitties anymore... but yes. they do secretley try to murder you in your sleep... why do you think they follow you around everywhere? memorizing your pattern !!

but hey... they can take advantage of my love to them anytime *_* <3

[myTake Owner]

This one enjoys attacking my sleeping face. Why? Probably to listen to her favorite song: my screams of fear and pain.

[Opinion Owner]

bahahaha

[Mustachekitteh]

XD Yep my cat is an asshole at times too. She always seems to want to use the litter box right when I start eating or working out. So then I have to make sure she doesn't have extra poo stuck to her fuzzy bum. Then most of the time when she comes near me. She does a horrible smelling fart, the jerk!

[Phoenix98]

She fancies herself more a prissy queen lmao we call her the black queen, but Sophia is my little Italian firecracker one moment she's all lovely dove (y) the next she's trying to rip my arm to sheds /=

[myTake Owner]

That's how Cocoa is. She wants what she wants when she wants it I suppose

[Phoenix98]

Heh pretty much yeah.

[blondfrog]

That's how my cat is too lol she also likes stealing beds even though she has her own.

[Phoenix98]

@blondfrog haha yeah sounds familiar.

[WoOolfy]

Yeeep my little precious mean kitty >] bua hahahaha My mom says she learned it from me hehehehe >] I say She's just a good, strong, independent kitty that knows how to say "No" when She doesn't want something and not afraid to take what She wants... even when it's the taste of my meat...

[Pistolpete90]

Haha, this is just the beginning of her diabolicalness!

You want evil? My little man got so jealous of me working and going to school when I was 18 he decided to send me a message and let me know what he thought about it. He pointed his ass at my backpack, made direct eye contact with me, frowned and pissed all over it.
Unfortunately for him I found the entire thing ridiculously funny.

[steveguitar]

Hahaha, cats are awesome, I love them. I kind of wish they stayed small like kittens as they way way too funny, especially when playing tricks on them. But yeah, I have so many scratches from my cat, during the day she is all fun and nice, but the moment someone does something to piss her off she lets you know

[Kuraj]

Mine is sweet and really uhh not possessed at all.

i324.photobucket.com/.../Catto.jpg~original

[myTake Owner]

Pft, possessed? Who's possessed? That cats not possessed.. Probably...

[RainbowFanGirl]

Looks like my cat :)

[Kuraj]

@RainbowFanGirl It does!
Hope it doesn't bite as much as this guy does though.

[Tanuron]

Is it wearing the skin of its latest victim?

[LittleSally]

hahaha Adorable!
=)

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[blondfrog]

Awe :3 I'''l take her off your hands and adopt her <3. This is a pic of my cat sleeping on my bed and me kissing her.
https://i.imgur.com/1KTp92P.png

[Fusionpredz]

I live with flatmates, and one of them owns a 3 month year old one. I swear he farts while sitting on me then walks away for me to smell it sometimes..
And then he will come to my room when im eating and i'll push him off the table, chair or bed and then he will start scratching my shit cause i didn't feed it

[Applefan1]

Your cat is so cute. We use to have cats before they died and they were such sweeties. I miss them so much. :(

[myTake Owner]

I'm sorry to hear that :(

[Applefan1]

Yeah! l love cats because they treat me the way I deserve to be treated. I have up dating a long time ago.

[orphan]

numerous times at night my cat used to wake up and meow loud as fuck.. so loud i could hear her across the street. (siamese).

she was old and cranky. RIP

[myTake Owner]

R. I. P. :( This one just likes to wake me by attacking my face.

[Abe90]

Just from the pictures, your kitten isn't an ass lol my best friend's cat was an ass when we got her. She doesn't let anyone touch or pet her unless it's my best friend or me

[myTake Owner]

This post is a satire

[Abe90]

I clearly missed that lol

[Abe90]

That's what I get for skimming the information haha

[myTake Owner]

That's alright, it appears that someone else got offended farther down in the opinions xD

[Rissyanne]

She is very cute. I have an old cat... he's just grumpy all the time.

[myTake Owner]

We have three adult cats, but they all have to stay outdoors, which breaks my heart :( They're all sweet hearts.

[GingerGuy]

Yes they are all evil! lol But you gatta love them!

[myTake Owner]

We literally have no choice, we have to love them. They've enslaved us.