10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

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10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

Sooo I just got a new kitten and well...she's kind of a bitch, the same as my other three cats. So yeah, I'm kind of a cat person I suppose; they're hilarious.

1. They go on your keyboard and computer desk for no reason

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

Oh hey, you're writing a paper for university? Now you aren't. Oh hey, you're playing a video game? Nope, I'm taking over. But at least cats are cute, like in an evil sort of way.

2. You're their slaves when they want food

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

They'll literally beg and whine for food like they haven't had a meal in days. Then when you finish feeding them, they want more food soon after.

3. They will play with anything, even your own body parts

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

Oh, is that your foot? No it isn't, it's now my personal toy and I am going to scratch you now. I can't even tell you how many scratches I have on my body because of cats. But they're still cute.

4. They will seriously fuck you up; they aren't playing around

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

They may be really cute and fluffy, but when the time comes they will fuck you up. They seriously are evil little devil creatures. But the fluffiness makes up for it so it's okay.

5. They are insanely smart at times

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

It's kind of like they're plotting against you, just watching and learning. You better watch out...

6. They have staring contests with you

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

Like seriously, there's been many encounters of staring contests with my cats; they just stare at me from across the room.

7. They scratch whatever the fuck they want

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

I have so many scratches on furniture and other things, it's crazy. They don't care about your fancy new couch or your fancy new chair; they just want to stretch their claws.

8. They don't give a fuck about your drinks

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

So.....much.....spilled....water......

9. They steal food like assassins

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

Those sneaky bastards. One of my cats stole half a burger from my brother and ran away.

10. They only love you if you give them affection

10 Reasons Why Cats Simply Don't Give a Fu**

But don't be fooled by that, they are still EVILLLL.

But honestly, us cat people just love our cats either way. They may be little furry creatures from hell, but they are still family. Until one day they kill you.

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  • ebbyeb
    Lmao honestly my cat isn't your typical cat. She's just really sweet, cuddly and clingy. She hasn't always been as clingy as this, but hey, I enjoy it! She's always been really sweet though. When I first got her I was really intent on teaching her how to talk and say things even she learned to call me "mama" and even now when I don't reward her or anything, she still calls me mama because she knows that it makes me happy and it's just so cute OMG! I'll be doing something and just hear her say "mama!" To get my attention. She's also learned how to signal if she wants me to open a door. She's so much like a shy little kid it's weird but I love my cute and quirky kitty <3
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  • Fathoms77
    Wow... ya know, contrary to popular belief, cats CAN be trained.

    I have a cat and he doesn't scratch anywhere he's not supposed to (he has a dedicated scratcher and that's all he uses); he doesn't jump on things he's not allowed to jump on (the kitchen counter, for instance); he knows better than to scratch or play with my body parts (that's what toys are for), and he once had a problem with scratching at doors... and he never does that anymore, either.

    Point is, you can have a well-behaved cat; you just have to use a little discipline. :)
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    • CisScum

      Very true, my cats rarely scratch couches these days, mostly anyways. But they do knock things off counter, try to steal food and other things haha.

      I've seen cats use the toilet, they're pretty smart.

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  • TokyoGhoulLover
    Dude a cat can become Satan's dictator with a leather long coat and evil attire and as the sky rains red with fire and blood i'd still go "Aww, kitty Nyan Nyan! cuddle me!" :) ... glob the cats got me good <:/
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    • CisScum

      Very true, they're cute on the outside but pure evil on the outside.

    • Evil? or just misunderstood? <:)

  • jjesica346
    Great take!! I dont think their evil. I do agree they are a pain though. I can't cook/eat w/out my cat bothering me, i actually have to put him in the laundry room sometimes. He is always hungry. A few times when i was eating and he wanted some (he was staring at me) and i didn't give him any, he ran over and knocked my drink over just out of spite. Plus he gets into everything. I even have to hide the garbage can.
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    • CisScum

      LOL aw, what a crazy cat.

  • Doffydood
    Our cat is the laziest thing ever. The rest of my family is constantly allowing for him and tending to him. I keep trying to tell my mum "he doesn't love you, he just wants food" but she won't listen ;-;
    At least he knows he's barred from my bedroom :)
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    • CisScum

      LOL aw

    • Doffydood

      I stand by my belief. Cats are just manipulating humans.

  • LEIGHX
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    • CisScum

      LOL all bow down to the king.

  • ThisDudeHere
    I still like them more than dogs though. At least cats have never bee openly aggressive against me.
    Like 1 Person
    • CisScum

      Same, I mean I have 4 so. But I seen a study where cats may actually be plotting against us LOL.

  • Luci92
    Hahaha so true.
    Personally I'm more of a dog person.
    Like 1 Person
    • CisScum

      Ya so is my brother, my one cat always hisses at him for a reason LOL.

    • Luci92

      Hahahaha my cat hates me... but to be fair she hates everyone.

    • CisScum

      LOL its cause they're eeevillllll

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  • EmpatheticLady
    This is cute... and hilarious at the same time. 😜 I don't think you ever showed me all your cats!
    Like 1 Person
    • CisScum

      Well the first cat that I just got is the first picture haha, and uhhh I can show more.

    • Haha, I figured that was yours. 😛 Looks sweet.

  • LadyTerror
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  • Autumn-Bunny
    I used to have a cat when I was little and I swear it acted like a dog... I must have looked crazy walking a cat and bunny on a leash.
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    • CisScum

      LOL really wow, that's interesting. I tried to get my cat that passed away not long ago, he didn't mind.

    • Yes lol my brother used to make fun of me. It's pretty easy if you train the when they're little.

    • CisScum

      Ya true LOL, I wanna teach my cats to go on a human toilet and flush in the future.

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  • Katy16
    Lol I can't relate to all of these because my cat is pretty chill and just eats and sleeps but I work at a shelter so I can definitely see these things lol
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  • Thisperson98
    Cats are not evil at all and they are extremely loyal. If you constantly give them food at least.
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    • CisScum

      Take away the food and they start planning for revenge and to get all the food for themselves.

  • Triss
    Omg yess all of the above and I still loveeee my little Snowy💋❤😂😂
    Like 1 Person
  • Yanoa_Yanza
    LOL I saw the the video of the cat pushing down the TV. That was gold! Like the cat didn't even flinch at all or even look at his owner, he didn't care at all xD
  • Djaaaaaay
    Great one dude... 👍 I like those kitty's myself and have one also. Characters they are. !!!
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  • Nandor
    That just proves that cats have emotions and that makes them the perfect pet :)
  • TadCurious
    LOL This was freaking funny as hell. Great job.
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  • Saoirse_Nua
    That is 120% true - Cats are evil geniuses
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    • CisScum

      Very true haha, they're plotting your demise.

  • RedRobin
    Cats are the best <3
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  • Whaaaaa
    Cats are just assholes
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    • CisScum

      True, that's why I have hundreds of scratches LOL

  • aurora_v
    They are still cute though.
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