A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

blondfrog

A true real life story mytake of how I met all my GAG friends in real life

1. Chromazonyx108

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

One day I woke up and ran into @ChromAzonyx108. It was the strangest thing because I ran into him outside his house in Virginia. He moved from Canada to Virginia. I convinced him that he should come to Disney world with me.

2. Archiz /AldeEurope

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

Right before we were exiting Virginia we come across a very nice big public pool, that's where we met @archiz. She is a lifeguard there now. Right after we paid for our ticket to get in there some guy was drowning. It turned out to be AleDeEurope. She gave him CPR and it was at that moment they fell in love with each other.

3. EmpatheticLady

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

Before we left they both decide they want to come with us. Then when we stopped at a gas station where @rjgraveytrain hit our van doing a hit and run pushing @EmpatheticLady out of her car thankfully everyone was out. We all had to walk by foot until we reached the train station. Thankfully I had enough $ for everyone's train fair.

4. Zorro8888

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

That's when @zorro8888 shot at gravey's tire to save her before she ran her over.

5. Divamonae

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

when we got inside it took about 4 hours to get to the next car rental enterprise, which was all the way back in South Carolina. So I fell asleep there was no place to rest my head on in the train so I rested my head on @DivaMonae chest. Thankfully she didn't mind. Luckily for us her folks were the owners of that train station so she ended up giving us a discount on our tickets. As we were waiting for new rental car replacement to come we used that money we got back we spent on the train tickets. Finally when we arrived Diva asked me to stay because she was secretly attracted to me, sadly I couldn’t but before we left I fed her Subway sandwiches at a Subway station I know how ironic.

6. Rgboo8

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

Finally we had arrived as I was going forward to pay for the car someone stole my credit card information from when I payed for the Disney World tickets online. Even though I payed with cash I had to track down who it was. Finally when the rented van was ready we were driving back to Disney World. When we arrived to Atlanta we were offered a free car wash by @rgb008 she and a bunch of her other hot car wash employees cleaned our car. The car wash girls wanted Archiz to join she declined then they were rubbing me and the other guys. Unknowingly we didn’t know that they sneakily pick pocketed us and took all of our credit cards and passports. By the time we had figured that we got robbed we were far from that place. Being the good computer hacker that I am I was able to track down how we lost our credit card and passports. I was finally able to find out where that stolen information went too using a technique called back hack. Apparently it was from a city in India called Chennai. I wasn’t able to track down their exact location, but was able to find their city location. Because one of the hackers was signed onto their gmail account when they decided to steal our credit card information. So when I tracked him down it had mentioned his gmail account username and as for getting his password that was easy. Once I had his username I used a hack trick called “Brute force.” When I had access to his gmail he had no personal information about him, but it did say from what city and country he was from.

7. Karahiri

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

Finally we had arrived. As we entered went to that plaza we saw a place to eat as well. One of the waiters were working for those hackers, but at that time we didn't know that. After we felt extremely dizzy and light headed it was too late and we all collapsed in public where nobody else was around. Next thing we all knew we were tied up in a pitch dark room in what seemed to be an old warehouse.

As soon as our eyes had opened we see a woman who was dressed up in one of those scrubs you would see a barber surgeon. It was @karahiri as soon as we all looked up at her we all shouted at the top of our lungs Karahiri in shock and disbelief. One by one she had her large scissors with her and scalped us with her knife as if we were goats at a slaughter house. She didn’t give us any painkillers or anesthesia nothing at all. We were all anxious and extremely nervous in agony anticipating who she would cut next. She took out our kidney’s one by one unfortunately the first victim was empatheitclady :’( it was so tragic. She took off some of our spleens too fortunately she forgot that the spleen is the one organ in the human anatomy that can fully regenerate. At least she was nice enough to give us antibiotics afterwards and suture us back up. Finally when she left the room we were all sweating in an immense amount of panic except for chromazonyx108. We didn’t know that he actually used to be a locksmith. There was a small hairpin and sharp small scissor on the side of the surgeon tray. That was a mistake made by her to leave him so close to those utensils. With his mouth he picked up the hairpin and the scissor. He opened up the left side of his hand then from there he made it look as easy as eating pie. Unchaining all of us from the metal locks we tried tracking her down, she left on the boat We were too late to catch up to her or to see where our organs were shipped to but had an idea. We didn’t know where we were until we walked two miles from that location where we got gutted there was a sign that read Death Valley, Nv.

8. Genie23

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

It was time to go to Chennai, India. We weren’t 100% sure that she had ties with these hackers from India, but it was worth giving it a try. Thankfully archiz had lots of money she had a great idea to get on the plane without passports. It would be a 21 hour flight plus jet lag, but we knew it was worth it. Travelling illegally through the back of the cargo on an airplane wasn’t fun.

At last we had arrived by that time we were really tired so first we went to sleep at a motel. After we had awoken the next morning we were really hungry so we went to a restaurant. As were waiting for our food we were just talking about our next plans after we catch the criminals who stole our credit cards and passports, and possibly sold our organs. A waitress comes to us and speaks to us in English We couldn’t believe our eyes it was @Genie23. We all got up off our seats and hugged her. She made the best Indian food we ever had in our live’s. For those of you who didn’t know Genie23s nickname is chia which is also how you say tea in Arabic, Kurdish, which is what I am and in India and she also lives in the city Chennai is that a coincidence? In the mists of things in the grand scheme of it all it seemed like we were just going to be talking the whole time playing catch up, but somehow when we were talking about employees at the restaurant she remembered telling us how one of her co-workers would boast to her about how great he was at computer hacking. She was about to get off work so she actually decided to come with us. She was like a GPS.

So now its me, Chromzy, Empatheiclady, Zorro, AldeEurope, Archiz, and Genie23. We went to Genie’s co-workers house since she knew where he lived, and we found out that he was lying he didn’t have anything fishy going on in his house on his computer. We were able to search his house, because Zorro is a cop :). We were disappointed it would be practically impossible to knock on every house and find the suspects that way. As soon as we left his house there was a sound of a truck behind us. We turned around and saw two sketchy looking guys carrying a bunch of things when we tried approaching them by power walking they started to hurry the items in the truck. That’s when we knew something was going on. We called a taxi to follow the truck, but it was going too fast. We told the driver to speed up, but he didn’t listen so we paid him an extra $50 to accelerate. There was a big bump on the road that they accidentally hit it was enough in order for the back of the truck to drop one box. We got out to pick up the box and open it. There was a paper it read the name of a black market Deep market inc. It was difficult to keep this up with only one kidney, but we knew it was worth it. The name of the company was actually all the way in Brisbane, Australia.

9. Tephra

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

We had to leave her behind but we all flew to Australia. We saw @Tephra who was beside the airport. We asked her if we could use her phone, but she said she didn’t have hers with her. She asked why we needed it, we told her that we were looking for this black market, then she laughed and said you can’t find the name of that place on google maps because it’s not an actual store its in a small storage unit in a place that looks like a garage. Apparently she knew of this place because she bought a Pokemon doll there. She joined us because apparently the Mewtwo doll had one eye missing and she wanted her money back. Once we got there the cashiers and owners of that market wouldn’t tell us whether they saw our organs They wouldn’t tell us about their shipping details either. Like when the last shipment they had come in was. We waited until it was late at night. There were two workers left at the store when they finally came out we knocked them out with bats. We tied them up in the back of their store. Tephra used her psychological tactics and the rest of us beat them up to get them to spill the beans. Finally they told us the last organs that they received was about a week ago which meant that our organs were probably already bought. They told us they labeled them by nationality. So now we at least knew where to look. We asked them to make us fake passports since they were also semi-responsible for those passport and credit card thieves.

The organs were bought back somewhere in America we couldn’t book any flights on the phone either because our phones were dead and didn’t have our chargers with us. And we didn’t have a ride because her car broke down and the airport was now 3 hours away.

10. Mooky06

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

She told us to leave her behind and to not worry. So out of desperation we were trying to hitch rides, We had heard a really loud rumbling motorcycle sound with our heads down. Then Chrom looked up he saw someone in a bike helmet had stopped right beside us. Shrugging all of us we looked up the person had taken off their helmet, it was a woman. It was @mooky06 she was like the hottest biker. She offered us a ride on her green bike. We were all flexible we stood on top of each other in the back of her seat. It was great because it just so happened that she was working at the airport too she was the airline ticket agent. She booked us a flight when we had gotten there. As a reward we bought her a month supply of grilled cheese sandwiches ^_^.

11. Lioness

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

We thought that we would never find our organs and that the person who bought them in America would never appear in our radar. Me and Zorro saw an ad that said best computer hacker in Las Angeles Ca. All of us were desperate and were willing to try anything. When we had finally arrived there it was a really small building The room was empty and we thought to ourselves this must be the wrong place. As soon as she called us to go to the back room. We saw it was @Lioness she was like the hottest nerd ever. Her glasses were so smexy ;). Being the sexist piece of shit that I am when it comes to female computer techs I thought there was no way a woman would be better than me :>. Even though I was reluctant everyone else in the group was hopeful. It took her two and a half hours, but she was finally able to track down who had potentially bought our organs. The feeling that we could have picked the organ from the correct category was still disheartening considering that there was still a chance it could have been the wrong one and we could have transplanted one of our own friend’s organs. Fortunately Deep market Inc. had their own website, but it was a site you could only track down if you had access to the deep net. She had access to other domain parts of the internet that other users can’t. She was able to hack into the website’s VPN and found the names of all the buyers from that site. She found all the listings of when the organs were shipped and where. There were two that said it shipped from Chennai to Brisbane, but the other one was from 1 month ago. The other one said it was bought in Albuquerque New Mexico. With the exact address and location. Before we left Lioness gave me her private number, because she was attracted to me ;). We had scheduled a date with each other.

12. Peachblossomluck

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!
We all had to chip in a little to make it to New Mexico. It took us a few hours to get there. I called @peachblossomluck she owed me a favor from before. I can’t get into the details :P anyways she owns lots of tigers trained for killing. I told her to have her tigers attack these people. She is a cat lady by the way ^_^. The tigers finally came and pounced on them menacingly attacking them. They had yelled in agony grown men crying. One had got tried to get away but we tied him in his own house interrogating him. He told us their plan was to sell our organs to a science community and the other half to hospitals.

13. This is my username

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

Now that we took the organs back we still had a problem we needed someone to put it back inside us. By sheer coincidence at midnight we saw karahiri strolling by the neighborhood finally things were going our way. She tried running but instead we just grabbed her in the back alley she told she would put our organs back together. She took us back in her car with Zorro pointing a gun at her just encase she tried anything funny. She also had a place where she performed her surgeries in Albuquerque. She put our Kidney’s back together. She told us that she was forced to otherwise they would kill her family and told us how they had her cousins and other sibling in part of a sex trafficking heist. She told us how there were these gangsters that also steal credit cards in Canada and have others working for them like from other countries They also would have surgeons working for them and shippers some by persuading them with money and others by threatening to kill their families after kidnapping them. She told us how she wanted to join since she wanted to get her sister back. We were hesitant but Zorro had a gun She told us she knew where the credit card thieves were they were in Canada. She even offered to pay for our tickets she said she felt bad for cutting us up and putting us through all of that. The place was in Winnipeg Canada. When we arrived we asked her now what? She said I don’t know the exact location, but I know the area. She warned us to not attack them directly there was at least 65 of them. She told us that she knew someone here that had a good gun shop that sells her guns for cheap. It was @This_is_my_username she gave it to us for free in exchange for a kiss from me.

Finally when we found their hotspot there were only about 20 of them we waited until they feel asleep. Then we sneaked inside their houses and shot them all with silencer pistols. their house had a computer had login accounts from our banks. We had finally found who really stole our credit card information. We cancelled our credit cards and created new usernames and passwords.

14. Cocochanel/Muhammad

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

We rented a motel nearby and slept there. A thumping sound was made then we got kidnapped With bags over our heads it felt like forever before the bags over our heads were taken off. The ray of the sun reflecting off the cornea of our eyes. My life flashing before my very eyes This is how it was going to end for all of us. The sound of tears then Gunfire the sound of several machines guns going off for 1-3 minutes,but it felt like an hour. I thought I was dead then I open my eyes and saw that we were in a forest I look behind me and saw all these dead bodies. From a far distance I saw a woman and a teenage guy with a few other people. I saw that none of my friends had died in disbelief. There were about four guys trying to run away and I look again and gunfire going off the rest of the gangsters gunned down. The woman and teenage guy came close OMG it was @COCOCHANEL and @muhammad1999 they came to our rescue, but we wondered why. She explained to us how they kidnapped two of her nieces and he told us that they kidnapped her sister tortured her, sold her, and were about to kill her. Thankfully they came just in time. Her two nieces were beside us as well tied up beside Muhammad’s sister. We thanked them by throwing a party for them. So we invited them back to our house to throw them a party in their honor then we payed for both of their Disney World tickets. We invited divamonae, this is my username, Genie, and Tephra along with everyone else who helped us. It was the best day of our lives. I thought that day couldn’t get any better until I brought up my favorite singer to Cocochanel.

15. TuMeManques

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!

She told me how she had a friend who could give me free tickets to a Lindsey Stirling concert. I asked her who it was she just gave me her phone number. When I called her and told her who I was she said that she would give me the one other ticket she had and would go with me. We talked online years ago about how we should go to a concert together. I said goodbye to all my friends and we parted way. Finally the day had come it was time to go to the Lindsey Stirling concert. I had finally met up with @tumemanques. The concert was finally over. It was the greatest experience of my life. Finally the concert was over I thought that it ended, but I sighed to her and told her I just wished I could actually meet her. She smiled with a grimace on her face and said “well I have a backstage pass plus I personally know her. Would you like to go back she said, I said in shock and disbelief with a smile on my face yeah I wanna go back :). As every step we took to backstage my heart beated every step faster and faster I was sweating bullets. It was a good type of stress though. With the security guard there letting us pass Tumemanques slowly opens the door making a abruptly slow squeaky noise. The first thing I saw a woman’s hair tied in a unique two sided bun. That very moment I knew it was her it was actually Lindsey Stirling based off one of her famous signature hair styles. I was literally like a kid at a candy store even better <3 I was in heaven. I was so excited and nervous I couldn’t breath and I had passed out. Tumemanques tried waking me up, but it wasn’t working I hear Lindsey’s beautiful voice saying “is he okay?” to Tumemanques. I felt another hand on my face I knew it was someone else. When I awoke it was Lindsey’s hand <3. She actually touched me I couldn’t believe it. I told her how much of a fan I was I know like all of her albums, all her quirks. I didn’t come all this way I embarrassingly with the biggest blush in my life asked her for a kiss. I kept thinking in the back of my head you only live once, you only live once, you only live once. This was my only life I will ever get to live I will never exist in the world again after that. That’s what gave me the confidence to ask her. She responded with a “no” my heart completely dropped it shattered I felt like my whole life was over. Three seconds later she smiled and said just kidding with the most beautiful smile ever. She went for a kiss on the cheek but then I quickly turned my cheek and kissed her on the lips. Yes my biggest accomplishment ever. She actually kissed back to my surprise it was the best thing ever. Two years later we would actually end up getting married. Me marrying my biggest crush in the world and to the most beautiful woman. I felt bad for all those other girls after all we did go through a lot. So I also married @Lioness @this is my username @Genie23 and @DivaMonae. We finally had all went back to Tumemanques house with everyone including my friends there eating her amazing grilled cheese sandwich the end :).

And I am making this all up cause my life is as exciting as a potato.

A True Story of How I Met All My GAG Friends in Real Life!
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