Yes yes, the most widely afraid of STD is children. And yes, I'm going to make you relive your prom night anxiety by talking about them, and I mean children-children(as in the prepubescent parasites that will one day become adolencent parasites)
From a young age we are expected to have children one day and when one of us say "I don't want a kid ever though." You just get brushed off and told "that will change." Which it usually does, but then there are the adults who still don't want kids even after they've been told they would so many times before so your seniors are really wasting their breathe it seems.
Don't get me wrong I love babies so much I want 4 of those little fuckers but they are just
These things are so bad you can't tell which is more detrimental to your already diminishing health, raising a toddler or raising a teenager, you are just better of not having them at all bud
Anyway what I really want to talk about is how even though we hate them we can't help but love them (I can already sense someone making a subway joke). Children are a huge part in most of the populations' lives with half the agonizing things they do being for their kids like:
Working their asses off to get food on the table and clothes on their bodies
Teaching them what to do and not to do on the internet
Showing them how to use their gifts and abilites for the better
Teaching Timmy why he can't jerk off in a public pool
Making sure they don't have babies too, etc.
And when they become adults themselves you can finally congratulate yourself with a job well done, you just wasted about 21 years raising an ungrateful peice of shit now what?
Chocolate icecream and bongs duhhhh
Stay safe and remember, vaccines cause adults! If you even want one of those.