I'm sure we're all a bit bored currently, so I thought to tell you an entertaining story:
Cookie was about 3 or 4 years old when she remembers sitting in her room, wondering how babies came about.
Cookie's parents have always been pretty...we'll say prudent, and never told her much. At that age, all Cookie knew is that babies come about once a man and a woman were married, and that God created babies.
So, this is what Cookie figured was the most logical thing that could happen for a baby to be made:
The couple gets married.
They decide when they want to have a kid, and the wife would go outside and yell, "God! I want to have a baby!"
She would then open her mouth, and a capsule that was dropped from heaven went into her mouth.
She swallows it; the baby grows in her stomach.
Once the baby was ready to come out, the baby would come out of her butt, naturally, because, um...where else would it fit out of?
The baby came out wearing clothes, of course. It's a sin to be naked, ever. So they must be wearing nice clothes for their first day in the world.
So, that's that.
And when Cookie did find out how babies were made many years later....Cookie was surprised.
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