How can I sneak my boyfriend in without my neighbours seeing me?

[Anonymous]

my mum never has problems with him coming around and neither does my dad but they are going on holiday tomorrow and they told me to not bring people around. They have told the neighbours to keep an eye on me to see whether im bringing anyone back home and i know that they will see me entering my house with him. Does anyone know any ways that i can ensure that nobody will see me walking into my house with him? A lot of the neighbours like to sit in their windows watching the whole neighbourhood so i understand it will be difficult...

[andreasderjuengere]

A: He dresses up in ladie's clothing. Later you can say, it was a she-friend. B: You bring him in in a carton box. Make sure, there are air holes. C: He arrives in a noisy crowd of ca. 10 persons. They neighbours will not notice that only 9 leave 5 minutes later.

[Chris0012]

That could be risky-very risky if you have sad neighbours who have nothing better to with their lives than sit at their windows all day. Twitching curtains, as it is known by some in Britain.

Be very careful should you try to sneak your boyfriend in.

[omgjassy]

I’m not helping this rebellion

[leifleoden]

Stop wasting your youth on that! Focus on building some skills getting a good job and purchasing assets! Worry about romance after you have a solid base!

[rhyss4431915]

Just organise for him to come over at like 2am when everyone is in bed and dont any lights on.

[askmegirlagain]

When they allow and make no fuss. So why can't you refrain when they said no.

[BobbyC65]

Listen to your mom and dad and not bring people around and include your boyfriend.

[Anonymous]

Get that horse suit thing
You can be the head and he can be the butt

Just don't fart or he's going back home

[Asker]

This is my favourite reply 😂😂

[Slayer119]

If you have a private fence go through the back yard

[modern_wisdom]

Make him a repairman.

[boggboss]

Hopefully he gets caught

[Zak_Viel]

Didguise him as your dad, it should work!

[Britski123]

THEy sed no one so why u think he can cum ova

[satlive718]

Cross-dress him?