What to say in speech for boyfriend's 21st?

[Anonymous]

What are some things I can say in my speech for my boyfriend on his 21st? I don't even know how to start... Please help!

[TimePhantom]

Try and think of some funny story involving him, maybe one showing how much younger and less mature he was. Then just think of some way to end it and a congratulations. I wouldn't try and make it too long. It also depends on where this speech is taking place. With family, friends, at home, out at a bar? Maybe cater it to the crowd you are talking to.

[Anonymous]

Start with having jailbait for a girlfriend (Anonymous User age states under 18).

[Asker]

Im actually 21. I didn't think my age would be displayed! I just wanted to be anonymous on here

[Opinion Owner]

The actual age isn't displayed but the age bracket is. Your post shows that you are under 18 whether that is correct or not is moot.

[peace-love-couture]

Some guys are Chester the Molester

[Opinion Owner]

I see you Evangelina are more about quantity than quality

[peace-love-couture]

What's that suppose to mean?

[Xenophobia]

Consider the fact that regardless of whether or not you write a good speech ...you're still going to get laid that night.

[JohnGPL]

Just say all the things that make you like him.