What would you do if you were at McDonald’s and someone started having a baby there? 😱?

[Anonymous]

https://youtu.be/82tZ6n5MbNg

[Apple1996]

Obviously would help the woman. I've given birth twice and even delivered my second son so I know just what to do.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Finish taking a dump and walk the fuck out because I ain't dialing with that shit.

[Asker]

What if she asked for your help? “Please help me”

[Ms_Vanderquack]

She doesn’t need my help, I would just be in the way anyways.

[Asker]

Would you pull the baby out

[Ms_Vanderquack]

What? no, I wouldn’t fucking touch her or her crotch goblin. What part of “I ain't dialing with that shit" do you not understand?

[Asker]

I’m just saying like if her life and the baby’s life was at stake and you could save them

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Okay, go back and read it again until you understand what I already said.

[Asker]

Why are you so rude

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Why are you so dumb?

[Asker]

Why do you hate me

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Don’t kid yourself, you don’t matter enough to hate.

[Asker]

I will never give you advice again in your questions. I used to support you.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Dude, I literally have no idea who the fuck you even are.

[Asker]

I just find it real funny how you come at me like this when I was always there for your questions

[Ms_Vanderquack]

I come at you like what? You are the one with your panties in a bunch because you don't like my answer.

[Asker]

I still selected you even though you were rude and mean to me

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Lol, you can stop simping any time you want to kid.

[kidvid80]

ask her if she'd like fries with that!
actually have someone holding her hand on th other side while directing another person to get towels aprons to put under her, another to get cool compress for her head and try to get her focused and calmer, i would hold one of her hands and coach her through it, with the breathing they are supposed to do etc, looked like most people panicked but it was rather sad to see how many grabbed a phone to video instead of actually helping- what a sad culture we live in.
im a caregiver been there before

[zeitgeist057]

I'm an EMT, so I would help her deliver it.

I would make sure someone was calling 911 to get some additional resources on scene including transportation. I would begin by attempting to have a conversation with her, let her know I'm there to help. This woman in the video is freaking out and I think part of that is because everyone around her is freaking out. Knowing that she is in capable hands allows her to focus on what she needs to do, stay calm and deliver this baby.

[cth96190]

Assisting a female give birth can be used against the man (or men) later, in the form of a sexual assault allegation.
Some women would do that.
The rational thing for a man to do is walk away. Let someone else's life be destroyed by a sexual assault allegation.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UzjOe-NAoCw

[jshm2]

Only in America, I suppose and I would know I have been teleported there, as no way I would sit on a plane to go to that shithole, human zoo.

First world countries tend to educate and inform their people. America does the opposite.

First world countries tend to have healthcare that is well funded and available. America makes you fund a healthcare that mostly doesn't exist, even when you have a very specific insurance for it.

[Andres77]

Call 911 and get the blankets I keep for emergencies in my vehicle, have her sit and help out.
Call her family if I'm not helping with the birth.
Guide the paramedics in and move tables as necessary.
Whatever was needed.
And make sure no one stole her purse or phone.

[molonski2]

Id order the lady a Big Mac with fries and a happy meal.
Id encourage the new born to NEVER EVER RETURN , to ingest such rubbish ,
Which is probably why she sent into labour in the first place , all that sugar and salt , horrendous stuff.

[MrCommodore]

1. I'd ask for a basin of hot water and some towels.
2. Google what a hot water basin and towels are actually uses or needed for.
3. Grab a meal deal, mcnuggets with some chilli sauce, milkshake and eat it to keep me calm.

[CasuallySamsonite]

Throw her in the back of my car and drive her to the hospital (if asked to) Having a baby in the USA is expensive enough without the $4k+ ambulance ride fee. otherwise, I'd lead, follow or gtfo of the way as the situation required.

[Minx7282]

Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed, call an ambulance. Make sure she's breathing through the contractions, offer distraction technique encouragement. While waiting for the paramedics to arrive.

[Miah02]

Be like.
Da fuck?
1 time in 3 years I go to McDonald's this happens?
This why i don't eat at McDonald's.
Then I would turn around and walk out

[supercutebutt]

I wouldn't eat the baby, if that's what you are asking. I only consume children 6 and up :)

[hahahmm]

Help people move her to the parking lot. No child should be cursed with being born inside of a fast food restaurant.

[bolverk]

DEal with it, it wouldn't be the first time I've had to deal with a woman starting labour, been lucky and only had to deal with one birth (in the middle of a storm) the other three just made them comfortable until ambulance arrived.

[Anonymous]

Call an ambulance, help if I can. I've got basic first aid training but nothing to do with child birth.

I'd also be keeping an eye out on the surroundings in case it was a scam/trick.

[Sonorous]

I'd get my double cheese mcWhopper and hightail it out of there

[sp33d]

Hope someone more competent than I is present. Either way, I can't help, not my area of expertise. Doing nothing in my case is probably the lesser evil.

[TwoowT]

That’s gross they can help her out and call the ambulance while helping her.

[genericname85]

wtf. it's not like there's not enough time to go to a freaking hospital. labour takes a long ass time.

[andreasderjuengere]

I guess, I'll finish my coffee - unless it's getting too loud.

[ChiTown33]

Leave and go to Burger King instead. Sorry I'm not loving it.