What are the funny stories of postpartum mothers?

[Anonymous]

[SnakeBoop]

funny stories like what?
the crippling depression, being shat on in varying colours like tarry black to an obnoxious yellow?
or do you mean like the cute stories? like the baby smiling at EVERYONE else for the first time but never you? or how they learn dad's name first compared to you (no biggie, just carried you for 9 months kiddos).
One that is actually funny to me is I normally end up shouting my partner's actual name to get his attention, so now my eldest (2 years) will shout "daddy, daddy, NAME!" when he gets ignored.

[888theGreat]

You women really push for public tit sucking. Doesn't look like there is a need for Baby Formula.

[Anonymous]

I'm just here for the compliments from other women, hehe.