Tell a me creative insult i. e very offensive?

[Anonymous]

"You're such a disappointment that the mother should've had an abortion and it would be legal."

[Jaximus-Lion]

Just because your dad came in your mom's vagina it does not mean i have to stand here and listen to you talk.

I hope you lose some weight so there could be less of you.

I took a shit, it reminded me of you, i felt such a relief when i was done and flushed it away.

I could help you more if you would be more specific

[Fireguy17]

your father should have pulled out early
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother's face
Your parents would have gotten divorced sooner, but neither one of them wanted the kids.
Your parents had a reverse custody fight, you take them, no you take them, I don't want them you take them.

[AddylynnNightingale]

That the birth certificate was just an apology letter.

[Asker]

Good one!

[Msputiton]

You are a very nice person, with a great personality

[Asker]

Does your insult mean sarcastic way to call someone ugly? Am I interpreting it correct?

[Msputiton]

Maybe, maybe not.

[blissinanarchy1]

You suck dick by accident. You look like you smack your own ass during sex.

[Lionman95]

Bread can mold, what you´re get at?

[Pot8o]

Cool story, hoe

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Blabbering Boob