My older brother keeps zip-tying my stuff, any suggestions?

[Anonymous]

My older brother (17) keeps pranking me with zip-ties. It started by him zip-tying my closet shut, then my phone to the ceiling fan, then my bag shut and the scissors closed etc. etc. How can I stop his reign of terror?

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[Mynameisbobby]

What have your parents said about what he's been doing? Sounds like a good joke to play on someone once, but I think he's taking it way too far now. Go behind him with some duct tape and tape his arms to his sides and leave him like that until he learns his lesson 🤣

[Asker]

AHAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! I'm definitely gonna do that to him, it'll stop him from zip tying anything for a while lol! My parents find it pretty funny, it's just started to get annoying for me so this oughta teach him a lesson

[Mynameisbobby]

I hope they find what you do just as funny 😁 He deserves it!

[Asker]

Absolutely he does! I doubt he'll tell our parents, it'd be too embarrassing for him. Although, I should probably try find a way to keep him quiet while duct taped

[Mynameisbobby]

Put it on his mouth 🤣🤣

[Asker]

Ooooo, I've wanted to do that to him for sooooooo long, he never shuts up LOL. It's GENIUS, Where do you get your ideas from?

[Asker]

https://ibb. co/sJNmDcC

[BJP21]

Go into his underwear drawer and empty it in the trash can, then zip tie all his shirts at the sleeves, then zip ties all his belt loops on his pants where he can wear them Then superglue his dick to his stomach.

[BJP21]

*Can't*

[Asker]

I like the idea of zip tying his clothes together. I've already taken my revenge on him today... https://ibb. co/sJNmDcC

[Asker]

(Delete space between ibb. and co/ )

[A_Bell]

Find his stash of ties and toss them out. Repeat.

[Asker]

Aaah thank u, he won't be able to stop me either hahaha

[User3191989]

He a republicuck?

[Asker]

What's one of those?

[User3191989]

A slang term for a bad guy

[Asker]

Oh cool! yeah, I'd say so

[User3191989]

Figured

[Asker]

It's ok though, I think I got him to learn his lesson...

[User3191989]

Republicans? Ha! In your dreams

[Asker]

Huh? No, my brother, I got my revenge on him

[User3191989]

Not ok

[Asker]

What you mean?

[User3191989]

Revenge is not ok

[Asker]

Someone told me to

[User3191989]

So if someone told you to jump of a bridge, would you do that too

[Asker]

That is a completely different thing

[User3191989]

No, it’s not

[Asker]

What would you do then?

[Surely]

Zip tie around one of his body parts!

[Asker]

Which body part?

[Surely]

If you were boyfriend/girlfriend. I could suggest a really good spot. Other than just returning what he is doing. Just get a small pair of wire cutters and keep them handy to cut his pranks off. Hopefully he will grow out of it sooner than later!

[Asker]

Is there no other way to zip tie him?

[Surely]

Zip ties can be expensive. Where is he getting them? If you can find his stash. Put each tie together and pull them tight. That way he won’t be able to use them. Then take the wire cutters and nip them into small pieces and put the pieces into his socks, shoes and in his underwear drawer.
Maybe then he will give up!

[Asker]

Ooooo that is a good idea! Although, he is getting them from my dad and I doubt he'll be too thrilled if I do that to all his zip ties

[PrincetonGirl97]

Zip-tie his stuff

[Asker]

He's got a lock on his door so that might be a bit tricky

[slatyb]

Lock your room door?

[Asker]

I don't have a lock on my door unfortunately

[Asker]

He has one on his though

[slatyb]

Ask your parents for one, and explain the problem. His behavior is outrageous.

[Asker]

That would fix my problem long term but do you have any way to fix my brother on short term?

[Anonymous]

Beat the fucker with a zip tie

[Asker]

Ouch, that would sting

[joeldalton]

Duct tape.

[Asker]

What do I do with the duct tape?

[joeldalton]

Duct tape all his zip ties together, duct tape his phone to the fan, etc.

[Asker]

Ooooooh, I thought you ment to duct tape my brother to something hahahaha

[joeldalton]

that works too, lol.

[Asker]

Lol, ya know I might just try it

[BJP21]

Duct tape his pant seems to his stomach and waist area. If he's hairy thats not going to end well. LOL