Do y'all think I sound dope?


Name: Bean2k21

Age: 43

Occupation: Spiritual Leader

About me: I'm a bit of an enigma - my friends say I'm non-existent, but that's only because I tend to blend in with my surroundings. You could say my ninja training from a young age comes in handy!

My dad was half man/half animal and used to sneak up on me in the wilderness and start karate fights. In my professional life, I work as an I. T. director, which allows me to do nothing but control people's minds.

Outside of work, I have a somewhat unexpected hobby: knot tying. There's something about the precision and attention to detail required that really appeals to me.

I enjoy spending time with random women who don't mind sharing my passion for enslaving humanity. I like to tie them up and flog them Type C USB cables.

Do y'all think I sound dope?
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