Do you think I’m sassy?

[bigpauly]

My sister just said I am but I don’t buy it, lol.

[whereismyjohnny]

[bigpauly]

Finally someone with some sense.

[SnowedIn]

Pauly, you ARE sassy but in the best of ways and in ways that I look forward to reading. Embrace it, man.

[bigpauly]

Ha ok!

[NathanDavis]

part of the sassy gang alright...

and I did bet on it, lol

[bigpauly]

Noooope

[NathanDavis]

yep, sassy is a good thing...

and time ago, I did assure a few here "that guy is a great guy, I can just tell"

[Agape93]

Yeap. Also fun fact, the word sassy is actually twice your size

[bigpauly]

How can a word be bigger than me? 😒😂

[Agape93]

You found a way lol

[bigpauly]

😂 did I mention you’re a punk?

[Agape93]

Yeap lol

[bigpauly]

*shakes fist

[Agape93]

Lol xD

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly
lucky ball and chain lyrics by they might be giants:

[Emiliamazing]

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I lost my lucky ball and chain
Now she's four years gone
Just five feet tall and sick of me
And all my rattling on
She threw away her baby-doll
I held on to my pride
But I was young and foolish then
I feel old and foolish now
Confidentially
She never called me baby-doll
Confidentially
I never had much pride
But now I rock a barstool
And I drink for two
Just pondering this time-bomb in my mind
I lost my lucky ball and chain
Now she's four years gone
Just five feet tall and sick of me
And all my rattling on
She walked away from a happy man
I thought I was so cool
I just stood there whistling
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
"I could shake my tiny fist"
And swear I wasn't wrong
But what's the sense in arguing
When you're all alone?
Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate
And when she told me of that day
I knew I'd lost my home
Confidentially
I never told you of her charms
Confidentially
We never had a home
But this railroad apartment
Was the perfect place
When she'd sit and hold me in her arms
I lost my lucky ball and chain
Now she's four years gone
Just five feet tall and sick of me
And all my rattling on
She walked away from a happy man
I thought I was so cool
I just stood there whistling
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing Lol did you post this just because of the tiny fist line? 😒

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly
I did

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing lmao ugh

[Emiliamazing]

You can't deny my dedication to your cause!

[bigpauly]

@Emiliamazing I can’t deny something lol

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Naw you are cool dude I see no sassy

[bigpauly]

Thank you!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You're welcome sir

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I see You not in a sassy way. Are You assuming that You’re better than others?

[bigpauly]

Why would I be assuming that?

[HippieVeganJewslim]

You might be sassy if You actually are thinking You’re better than others. Nobody is better than anyone else.

[bigpauly]

I don’t see myself as better than anyone

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Then You probably aren’t sassy. 🖤

[YourFavoriteFriend]

I don't know you so just like any normal human being, I would say... YES, YOU ARE VERY SASSY BAKA!!!

[MendaciousMarxist]

Being sassy is bad behavior, if your sister says you're sassy, than you were probably being disrespectful. we in a sassy man epidemic sadly

[dustybiker]

Boooo.

[dustybiker]

Absolutely!!!

[bigpauly]

What?

[dustybiker]

Sass is a natural badge of honor!!

[bigpauly]

Lmao finee

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly There you go! Wear it!!! 💪

[Wicked_Witch]

Yes, you are 100% sassy! 😹

[bigpauly]

I am not! 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@blackcupcake do you think I should post all my SRs here so that @wicked_witch and @msputiton can see them all? Also, that ups the chance of her getting MHO with all the writing of mine. Bonus is Pauly will have pp SRs littered on his question. Win-win-win.

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya yes!!! and let’s get it mho🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya hey you’re supposed to be pretend blocked 😒

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly hush, tall people are talking.

[Msputiton]

@PrettyPriya 👀👀

[PrettyPriya]

@Msputiton Just want to make sure it is okay with @wicked_witch since her thread.

[Msputiton]

*pretends to be @wicked_witch * yes it okay

[PrettyPriya]

@Msputiton Good enough for me. Here is my original.

Oh bother. Another guy worried about penis size? I will give you my standard response #178.
I will make this very easy for you. I will draw a comparison to something you men sexualize to help you understand.

Ready? Okay... breasts. Ta-da!

Now, if you are confused, let me explain. See, some guys will prefer them large. Some will prefer small. Most don’t care as long as we have them, right?

After all, they are fairly useless no matter the size. Now, once you put to use whatever size penis you have to its intended use (procreation), then breasts get to be used for their intention, feeding the child you made with your willy.

Do you think the child that utilizes these body parts for food cares of the size? Nope. I doubt very much they cared the size of the penis that created them either.
So, don’t worry about size and be happy you have a functioning one and know how to use it properly (hopefully), and that there was a girl willing to go anywhere near it.

[PrettyPriya]

Allow me to give you my SR (Standard Response) #199 for you “gentlemen” who think you need a big penis. You don’t. For the vast majority of girls, it just is not necessary…or even desired.

So, bragging about it makes it even less impressive. You may have a big penis, but girls don’t like those who are “big dicks”, if you get what I am saying. So, calm your ego and focus on the more important things about intimacy with a girl, like her emotional needs.

We care much more about the emotional connection we share with our partners opposed to your belief that we need some huge penis to satisfy us. I’d much prefer the guy with the more average size and knows what he is doing with it than the guy who thinks being big means he doesn’t have to work to be good in bed.

I will leave you with this little nugget. You may think you are bigger than most, but on GaG you are probably not even top 20% considering the number of blue anons we have here daily asking if their 8” penis is too big or big enough.

While conventional wisdom would say that size is in the top few % in the world, those statistics clearly have not taken into account all the big penis users we have here, which make up a majority somehow. You are just another number here considering we have the biggest (pun intended) collection of big penis users on social media.

[PrettyPriya]

Please allow for SR or “Standard Response” #213. I have a few now because of the volume of penis size questions.

Hi there penis owner! I see you are worried about your friend. By that, I mean your appendage you seem so concerned with. Do not worry, he will be fine.

Just like other friends you probably have, some are tall, some are short, some are fat, some are skinny, right? What matters is that they are good penis…I mean people. Sorry.

Girls judge guys on much more than the size of their penis. We want a guy that has a good personality, is of good character and morals and a host of other traits that make him datable.
Penis size is not on the list of things that make us go “wow, I could marry this guy”. So, don’t worry about the size of your wiener and just trust me when I tell you that it is more than good enough for the majority of women.

Placing such an importance on something so trivial as to have to ask it on an online forum tells me that you value the wrong things and not things that girls value.

[PrettyPriya]

Yet another guy inquiring about the size of his appendage. Well, here it comes! SR (Standard Response) #218.

Did ya name it yet? Do you plan on practicing nautical knot tying or something? Why do you need anymore than average or even less? With all this measuring you guys do, I would think you are studying to be a carpenter, but I doubt that is the type of hammering you are into.

Speaking of hammering…what makes you guys think that you need a huge penis anyhow? The approximate depth of the vagina is typically 3-4”. I’m sorry, but I don’t need an 8” penis bouncing off my cervix. No thanks.

We girls care much more about the emotional connection we share with our partners opposed to your belief that we need some huge penis to satisfy us. That special connection is what makes intimacy so good.

Be happy that you have a functioning one and any girls want to go near it. Worry about things that really matter, not the size of your willy. No matter how many times we say it, you guys just don’t listen.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya 😐 how many of these are there? Lmao

[PrettyPriya]

@bigpauly There are currently five and one in the works. If this isn't enough for MHO and Superb Opinion for @wicked_witch I still have my pegging SR and sex toy SR.

[PrettyPriya]

Well, well. Another PP size question. What a shocker. If we don’t have enough of these already, you go and make this your first question. Brilliant. I have created and registered this Standard Response as SR #242. At this rate, I will have to take up a collection for all the penis SRs I have had to register at this point. Well, here it comes:

Well, I am a PP too. (P) retty (P) riya. I am a small PP though. At 5’, that isn’t a very big PP. Guess what, I am still useful. I can get things done even though I am a short and thin PP. You should consider that when you think about your PP.

Much like this PP, those are useful no matter the size unless you don’t properly equip the PP with the knowledge it needs to perform a task. Relying on a big penis is not enough to satisfy a girl.

It is much more about the emotional connection of an intimate moment with your partner than the size of your willy. It is not all physical satisfaction for girls. There is that ever so important emotional satisfaction that I crave during intimacy. Without it, there isn’t much drive to want to have sex.

So, from one PP to another PP, don’t worry about the size and more the skill of said PP.

[bigpauly]

@PrettyPriya lmaoo you’re so funny

[Msputiton]

@PrettyPriya 🤣🤣.

[PrettyPriya]

Well, I was able to secure recently vacated SR (Standard Response) slot #137. So, here is my answer to your question.

No and here is what happened. I grabbed the adult toy that I was going to use. It felt a bit small in my hand. So, I measured it and found it to be 5” long. I consulted GaG for the correct penis size that could satisfy me and found that this particular toy was inadequate for any woman.

This being the case, I immediately got on my Amazon account in search for the correct device. I think I nailed it (no pun intended) and the CORRECT sized penis product for pleasure (PPP) is now on its way. You can never have too many penises in the house, real or fake, right?

In all honesty, no I do not self pleasure. Mindlessly masturbating doesn’t bring me anything. I enjoy the emotional connection of intimacy with my partner. No fake toy or manipulating myself with my hand is going to replace the real thing with someone who I love.

So, until my new pleasure device shows up, I will just sit and wait patiently or make use of my time in a better way. I just hope that I didn’t mess up and the measurement was in metric instead of inches. What a disaster that will be.

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya I’m giving you a standing ovation 👏
You should be a professional writer! 😹😹😹😹😹😹

[PrettyPriya]

I think this is either SR #156B or #157. I will have to check my records.

So, I am a big fan of pegging. That is a wonderful game from my childhood. It isn't just for guys though. It is suitable for both genders and ages from 2-4 years old. If you are interested, you can still buy it from this retailer:

www.amazon.com/.../B00497M53A

Now, I know the age is geared towards younger children, but I played this well into my teens. I would still play today if I could find where my parents put our pegs. They are easily lost.

You also want to be careful not to let anyone put the pegs in their mouth, especially the little ones. You have no idea the bacteria that could exist on those pegs from playing so much. Gross.

So, if you are interested in this as a gift for someone, I recommend getting it now. They sell out pretty quick and the holiday season is right around the corner, if you can believe it.

[PrettyPriya]

😐😐😐

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch Thank you! You now should get superb opinion. 🙂

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya awww you did all this for little ol me? 🥰😹

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch Of course! 🙂❤️

[Wicked_Witch]

You’re all hilarious. Thanks so much for including me this last week. It really helped me through on a time when I needed it.

[PrettyPriya]

@wicked_witch My pleasure. Always here to provide entertainment! As I always say, I am not sure how admin let's a goofball like me be a moderator. Maybe for balance. Who knows...😕

[Wicked_Witch]

@PrettyPriya I’m happy they do! You seem like a fair and well thought out person. I’m sure you deserve it

[bigpauly]

You’ve been a fun addition to our silliness too! Even though you jumped ship immediately on having a fellow hobbits back 😒😂

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly thanks!

[Wicked_Witch]

And I have your back in spirit. It’s just too much fun not being the smallest in the group for once 😅

[SaoirseS]

Yes! You are! And that’s a great thing!

[bigpauly]

Well this isn’t going how I planned 🤔😂

[SaoirseS]

My husband is sassy too, but I easily outsassy him in any day. That’s one feature of the short club, we can take it but we can dish it back in spades. Would you want a funeral director who is too funerial, or one with a wicked sense of humor? Sassy rocks! Embrace the sassy!

[bigpauly]

Lmao ok you’ve convinced me

[AddylynnNightingale]

You're sassy. Sassy pauly confirmed.

[bigpauly]

Noooo

[CoolCatMar1]

You are sassy but in a good wayy

[bigpauly]

Lol well thanks. I’ll pass that info on that it’s the good kind of sass

[CoolCatMar1]

Yeah hahhaa

[BJP21]

Good old sibling rivalry.

[bigpauly]

Lol it never ends

[Msputiton]

Yasss queen🤣

[bigpauly]

No way

[Msputiton]

You so sassy

[bigpauly]

Pft how?

[Msputiton]

You doin it now

[bigpauly]

I don't know what you’re talking about.

[Msputiton]

Stop bein so sassy

[bigpauly]

I’m not sassy 😒

[Msputiton]

Sooo sassy🤦🏾‍♀️

[bigpauly]

You’re the queen of sass

[douride2]

It's possible you are.

[Ms_Facesitter]

Yes in a cute way.

[bigpauly]

Nuuu! Lol

[sirderpsalot123]

The sassiest

[sirderpsalot123]

You're worse than me. It's bad... 😬

[bigpauly]

There’s no way I’m worse than you

[sirderpsalot123]

Ask anyone and they will agree with me

[bigpauly]

Not Dusty and she’s the only honest one.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker 👀 Who is sassier? Myself or Pauly?

[sirderpsalot123]

@Msputiton agrees with me.

@bigpauly The fact that you won't admit to being sassy just proves you are the sassier one. At least I own up to it.

[sirderpsalot123]

Lizard keeps attacking my phone. Will pause this for now.

[bigpauly]

@msputiton will always chose the side I’m not on 😒

[dustybiker]

Let’s break this down with help from one of our handy dictionary friends.

@bigpauly is full of lively spirit, huge warm heart and ideas… and is naturally deadpan hilarious. It helps him put up with a lot of 👉🏻ing.

@sirderpsalot123 You.. as equally hilarious, but much dryer, have only reached half your potential, as we’ve discussed many times in my suggested comparisons of you to both Ryan Reynolds and most recently, Jesper.

Since @bigpauly has a brigade of teasers. Sometimes you join in with. I’d say… as it stands… currently. 🤔 @bigpauly wins. Easily.

[dustybiker]

And no way are you sassier than me. 😏

[dustybiker]

Whoops forgot the clip. lol Just woke up leave 😭

[bigpauly]

@dustybiker they’re talking sassy only in the cheeky manner!

[dustybiker]

Okay…. Coming back later 💤

[bigpauly]

@dustybiker lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker good breakdown 👍

@bigpauly I was really just complimenting you and you're refusing to accept it 😒

[dustybiker]

@sirdeepsalot123 Like you rejecting his gifts… 😏 boys!!

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 (seriously not awake lmao)

[bigpauly]

@sirderpsalot123 yea sure 😒

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I never said that I wouldn't expect the picture!

[sirderpsalot123]

Accept

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 I know. You just rejected his pencil lead and papyrus.

[Msputiton]

How i get involved in this argument?

[sirderpsalot123]

@Msputiton You liked my opinion and I was desperate.

[bigpauly]

Lmfao

[Msputiton]

Oh lmao. I was bein nice because you liked mine.
🥴

[dustybiker]

@msputiton Kindness is a powerful thing. Be careful with that. 😁

[Msputiton]

@dustybiker 🤣🤣🤣

[LilyByte]

200%

[bigpauly]

Ugh how? *hands on hips

[LilyByte]

300%

[bigpauly]

😨 stop that!

[LilyByte]

400%

[bigpauly]

You stop that right now! 😤